I'm humble like a Briton and quick with a pun to boot. I may have some intellect under the hood, but not of the sort of high brow wordiness that the more down to earth would find offensive... Especially since I'm quick to mispronounce words that you wouldn't typically use, which leaves me with a sense of plainspoken eloquence. I am quite the inquisitive one as well, so bring up a topic and lets have a jam session and talk about it. We can talk about anything from Philosophy, to whatever youtube personality flavor of the week, or what movies/music/video games you've been enjoying.

Embarrassingly I wear my heart on my sleeve, so I'm actually quite easy to get to know.
I'm not necessarily looking for the love of my life here, though I'm not opposed to that notion either. Making friends for happy hour is perfectly fine, you don't have to worry too much about dumpy sports bars because I'm not really into those places either.

I watch (admittedly) probably too much TV, and will sometimes reference old Simpsons episodes when in relevant situations amongst friends. (I've probably seen damn near all of them) I also have a big appetite for listening to music as well as watching movies, though I can be somewhat picky when it comes to either of those... I'm much more choosy about what I watch or listen to, than about what I eat.

Deskjockey, IT ninja, professional redditor, internet spelunker.

Also apparently sending unrequited messages on okcupid.com,
womp womp.

Here, have some loops:z0r.de

Washing dishes and computer crap.

Tell you what I'm not good at?! Ironing.

How great I look in a nice jacket. Instant fashion!

Hot DAMN I love me some pop-culture.

Music: (in no particular order)
Bear Mcreary
Bonobo
Chromeo
Chromatics (new find and good gravy i love them)
Clams Casino
Cut Copy
Death in Vegas
Deep Dish
Explosions in the Sky
Flobots
Gnarls Barkley
Groove Armada
Gorrillaz
God Is An Astronaut
Gotye
M83
Clint Mansell
The naked and Famous
Ólafur Arnalds
Thievery Corporation
Massive Attack
Passion Pit
Placebo
Sleep Makes Waves
Jack Peñate
Lo-Fi-Fnk
Radiohead
Tool
- MANY MORE (allcaps because: yes! That many!)

Podcasts:
The Bugle
Wait, Wait Don't tell me
Freakonomics
Lynchland
Judge John Hodgman

TV:
The Daily Show
Colbert Report
The Walking Dead
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Daria
Game of Thrones
Kids in the Hall
Battlestar Galactica
Dexter
Mad Men
The IT Crowd
Firefly
Simpsons
Family Guy
Cleveland Show
Sifl & Olly
Shin Chan
Trailer Park Boys
Arrested Development
Xavier: Renegade Angel
South Park
Breaking Bad

Movies:
The Wrestler, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Matrix, Dark City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Cube, Primer, Rubber, Forrest Gump, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labrynth, Kick-Ass, Trainspotting, Memento, Iron Man, Avengers, Spiderman, Gremlins, BTTF, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Tombstone, History of the World Part 1, LIfe of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail and SO much more.

Food:
I'll eat or try just about anything. I enjoy Korean, Japanese,
Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Italian, but I also need a burger and/or a burrito at least once a week.

Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
GO PLANET!

Oh and a six-shooter... Just kidding. I'm not a Sheriff but I did play one on TV. (kidding again.)

When the hell am I going back to school to finish what I started

Was the Count of Monte Cristo named after a sandwich or was the sandwich named after the count?

Does Helvetica live in Fontana?

and why does Lotus Notes have to suck so bad? -And what do you know?! My new job doesn't use it! Huzzah.

Oppa gangnam style (Oh played out already? Sorry. )

I didn't vote for Romney.

-and bonus!

When I was little I thought San Diego was called "Sam the Eagle" as in "1984 LA Summer Olympics" Sam


for those less informed.

if you think I might be warm hearted, or worm hearted, and if that's the case, Eww you have a zombie fetish...