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Dorkatronic

34 M Tustin, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), LISP (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So writing self advertising is always tricky, I mean, how does one highlight the noblest pot of good qualities, avoid the ones that aren't and not sound self-abosorbed, and avoid looking like a total idiot (read: dick, douche or other self indulgent deprication) in the process? All while attempting to navigate this maze and woo members of the other sex. I'm humble like a Briton and quick with a pun to boot. I may have some intellect under the hood, but not of the sort of high brow wordiness that the more down to earth would find offensive... Especially since I'm quick to mispronounce words that you wouldn't typically use, which leaves me with a sense of plainspoken eloquence. I am quite the inquisitive one as well, so bring up a topic and lets have a jam session and talk about it. We can talk about anything from Philosophy, to whatever youtube personality flavor of the week, or what movies/music/video games you've been enjoying.

Embarrassingly I wear my heart on my sleeve, so I'm actually quite easy to get to know.
I'm not necessarily looking for the love of my life here, though I'm not opposed to that notion either. Making friends for happy hour is perfectly fine, you don't have to worry too much about dumpy sports bars because I'm not really into those places either.

I watch probably too much TV, and will sometimes reference old Simpsons episodes when in relevant situations amongst friends. (I've probably seen damn near all of them) I also have a big appetite for listening to music as well as watching movies, though I can be somewhat picky when it comes to either of those... I'm much more choosy about what I watch or listen to, than about what I eat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Deskjockey, IT ninja, professional redditor, internet spelunker.

Also apparently sending unrequited messages on okcupid.com,
womp womp.

Here, have some loops:z0r.de
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Washing dishes , some electronics repair and computer crap.

Tell you what I'm not good at?! Ironing clothes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How great I look in a nice jacket. Instant fashion!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hot DAMN I love me some culture.
(This used to say "pop-culture" but I think that implies liking pop music, which is more like poop music am I right??...)

Music: (in no particular order)
Bear Mcreary
Bonobo
Chromeo
Chromatics (new find and good gravy i love them)
Clams Casino
Cut Copy
Death in Vegas
Deep Dish
Explosions in the Sky
Flobots
Gnarls Barkley
Groove Armada
Gorrillaz
God Is An Astronaut
Gotye
M83
Clint Mansell
The naked and Famous
Ólafur Arnalds
Thievery Corporation
Massive Attack
Passion Pit
Placebo
Sleep Makes Waves
Jack Peñate
Lo-Fi-Fnk
Radiohead
Tool
- MANY MORE (allcaps because: yes! That many!)

Podcasts:
The Bugle
Wait, Wait Don't tell me
Freakonomics
Lynchland
Judge John Hodgman

TV:
The Daily Show
Colbert Report
The Walking Dead
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Daria
Game of Thrones
Kids in the Hall
Battlestar Galactica
Dexter
Mad Men
The IT Crowd
Firefly
Simpsons
Family Guy
Cleveland Show
Sifl & Olly
Shin Chan
Trailer Park Boys
Arrested Development
Xavier: Renegade Angel
South Park
Breaking Bad

Movies:
The Wrestler, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Matrix, Dark City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Cube, Primer, Rubber, Forrest Gump, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labrynth, Kick-Ass, Trainspotting, Memento, Iron Man, Avengers, Spiderman, Gremlins, BTTF, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Tombstone, History of the World Part 1, LIfe of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail and SO much more.

Food:
I'll eat or try just about anything. I enjoy Korean, Japanese,
Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Italian, but I also need a burger and/or a burrito at least once a week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
GO PLANET!

Oh and a six-shooter... Just kidding. I'm not a Sheriff but I did play one on TV. (kidding again.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When the hell am I going back to school to finish what I started

Was the Count of Monte Cristo named after a sandwich or was the sandwich named after the count?

Does Helvetica live in Fontana?

and why does Lotus Notes have to suck so bad? -And what do you know?! My new job doesn't use it! Huzzah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oppa gangnam style (Oh played out already? Sorry. )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I no longer like star wars. I'll save the nerd rant for later
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you think I might be warm hearted, or worm hearted, and if that's the case, Eww you have a zombie fetish...