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Dorkiewitch

29 Port Saint Lucie, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 7:58am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
JUST TO MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD
Yes, I am married. We are in an open relationship. I am free to play with and enjoy the company of whomever I want. Yes, you will be asked to meet my husband, just so he knows who I"m spending my time with. We have no secrets.
Also, I will not be kept a secret from your partner, if you have one. I'm not a discreet side thing.

So yes, I have a husband. I also have one boyfriend who lives out of state and one who lives in state. These are not casual flings. They are all very important people in my life, and while you will only be required to meet my husband I think it's best that you know of their existence in my life as well.

For the most part, I love my life. I'm not rich and famous or anything like that, but my life is pretty good.
I'm trying to stay positive about everything in life. It's not always easy, and I'm not perfect with it, but I'm trying.

By the way, if you aren't poly, or looking for an open relationship, please don't message me. I'm not going to sleep with you just for fun, until you find your monogamous partner and just drop me. I want a relationship that can run it's course of it's own accord. Thank you.

I'm a little crazy, but crazy is good right?

I'm kinda nerdy and proud of it! (I can't say I'm really nerdy, because someone would then prove me wrong...) But I have tattoos from books (Douglas Adam's Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy and Tanith Lee's Biting the Sun) I don't watch Television much, but there are some shows I've mainlined on Netflix.

My friends are my life, I'd do anything for them.

Oh, sheeesh, just ask me anything okay? I'm not shy, and I love to talk about myself.

Something that's been bugging me though, and I have to explain it. I'm not out to be weird, or different, or unique or anything. I'm me. I do what I like. If it turns out EVERYONE is doing it, fine, I have company. If not, well then they miss out. So don't act like I'm being special or different. I'm just being me. I'm a person, I have my likes and dislikes. I dye my hair purple, listen to country music and read Harry Potter. I'm not anything, just myself.

As you can probably imagine I'm a relatively busy girl. That doesn't mean I don't have time for anyone new in my life, but it does mean that I'm selective of whom I spend it with.
I'm not actually LOOKING for anyone/anything, just leaving my life open to the option of new people who will enhance it.

I am dorky, bouncy, and open
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working full time in a salon, I love it!

I'm trying to balance work, home and a social life. It's difficult, but I'm getting there!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, Making Other People Smile, cutting hair, Talking...a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I present myself, I think. I have a tendency to get remembered very easily. I'd never be a good CIA agent.

Or maybe I like to think that, and the truth is all the piercings, the tattoos, the crazy colored hair and large breasts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Biting The Sun, Harry Potter, Rose Madder, Senor Vivo and the Coca Lords.
Movies: Evita, The Crow, The Producers, Little Shop of Horrors (Okay, I'm a musical junkie), Classic Disney movies, Bad Horror Movies, Cheerleader Movies.
Music: I'm mostly into Nerdcore rap at present. ..But counrty, classic rock, metal, rock, punk and ska also have their own respective places in my heart.
Food: I like odd food. Palm Hearts are one of the things that my friends can't stand and I love. I also love anything spicy. I hate garlic and cinnamon. Sushi makes my world go 'round.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knitting needless and yarn.
My mobile phone.
Doing hair
My partners
Fresh fruits and vegetables
Happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My brain runs extremely fast and i have a tendency to jump from one subject to the next without warning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows anymore, I could be doing just about anything...my life is nuts!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no sense of tact and don't understand subtlety.

I'm polyamorous. If you don't know what that means, look it up. If you are uncomfortable with with, don't message me.

Oh, and if you message me and only comment on the physical/my photos, I will assume you have not read my profile and will not respond.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*Your first thought, and only reason to message me was not, Hey I want to fuck her.
*You want to buy me diamonds.
*You can quote The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Book, BBC television mini seried and/or radio show.
*You've read Biting The Sun.
*You'd make a good conversation partner.