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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 10, 2014
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Let's start off with the screen name. I'm pretty dorky (I mean, I wear glasses after all) and I have a strong affinity for Doctor Who. Get it? You get it.

Aside from that I'm also a sarcastic sonuvabitch. I'm from the dirty South but NYC is what I think of as home.
What I’m doing with my life
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Deciding what to cook for dinner that night. Recently I've discovered that I make really good Thai food. It must be so because my roommate tells me that and he would never lie when I'm feeding him free food. Or would he?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing impersonations which include most characters from Labyrinth, Big Ang (my idol) and various other people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that my voice is pretty deep. But I guess you'd have to hear me talking so I don't know if it's the first thing you'd notice but you get the point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Beyoncé, CHVRCHES, Iron & Wine, Josef Salvat, Broken Bells, Miley Cyrus, MS MR, Frank Ocean, The Weeknd, Rihanna, Kelis, Charli XCX, Haim, Kayne and Solange
Movies - House of Yes, Mean Girls, Labyrinth, Girls Will Be Girls, Les Chansons d'Amour, Jennifer's Body, Doom Generation, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Clue, Let the Right One In and Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
TV Shows - Doctor Who, Torchwood, Misfits, Fringe, Billy on the Street, Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries, Happy Endings, Parks & Recreation, Archer, Veep, Scandal, Fargo, RuPaul's Drag Race, Big Brother, Mob Wives, all Housewives franchises and a large majority of reality shows (both trashy and otherwise)
Broadway Musicals - Fun Home, Next to Normal, Spring Awakening, Bridges of Madison County, The Story of My Life, Bare: A Pop Opera, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, The Last 5 Years, Xanadu and 13
Food - Mexican, Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese and whatever else really
Books - Ready Player One, Cloud Atlas, Imperial Bedrooms, Middlesex, Glamorama, Room, We Need to Talk About Kevin, The Silo Series and The Maze Runner Series
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends & family
2. My student ID (you wouldn't believe all the discounts I'd miss without it)
3. My TV & DVR
4. Music
5. The interweb
6. My ability to speed walk through the city because I'm always in a rush even if I have nowhere to go
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inexpensive solutions to home decorating. I've come up with a few really great things if I don't say so myself. I actually don't have to say that because other people have also.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing any number of things. I wouldn't say I do a "typical" thing. Sometimes I'll be at a bar for happy hour after a long week. Sometimes I'll be playing board games with friends until 6am. Sometimes I'll be in bed watching a shit ton of Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the most intense crush on Billy Eichner. His sense of humor is very similar to my own if that tells you anything.
You should message me if
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Your mind was probably made up before you made it down here. Is this going to change it? One thing I will ask is that if you saw Ted and like it, please do not message me.