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DoubleEntendre4

21 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My previous self summary made me look like a twat.

This one makes me look like a self-referential twat.
Good job me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"I've got to get a girlfriend, just for the summer, until this wears off. She'll be a summery girl.
She'll have hair. She'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl!"

But really.
Writing, reading, and looking for ways to make money to maintain my hobbies. Which unfortunately are quite expensive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I set my mind to. Though for the moment, writing, drawing, European martial arts and Sleight of hand magic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My enthralling good looks and charm.
Or, depending on the scenario, my penis.
Sort of an either-or situation there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films.
I enjoy a bit of Christopher Nolan, Danny Boyle, Frank Darabont, some of Zach Snyder's films and everything Joss Whedon has ever made ever. Even the shit ones. Though if you want some specific films, I love, in no particular order:

The Prestige, The Shawshank Redemption, Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Memento, The Green Mile, Sunshine, Schindler's List, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Psycho (The 1960 version, not the remake), Rear window, Se7en, Dr Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Shaun of the Dead, Pan's Labyrinth, Blade Runner, Moon, No Country for Old Men and so, so many more.

Books
I don't read as much as I used to, but I'm still plugging my way through A Song of Ice and Fire. I like Stephen King, especially His short stories, and I am an avid Tolkein fan.

TV
Game of Thrones, HBO minisieries' like Band of Brothers/The Pacific, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Black Books, QI, Blackadder, The IT Crowd.

Music
Pretty much anything. Though I like a bit of celtic/folk-metal. Bands like Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Eluvietie, and the like. Though my taste ranges well beyond that into things like 1930's jazz and film/video game soundtracks. As well as the occasional bit of indie-rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sweet ass gaming PC
Good quality alcohol
My piercing intellect
Good sex
Having complete control over my wellbeing.
My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What constitutes the perfect woman.
Still haven't reached a conclusion, but I'm getting there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cutting down my foes and seeing them flee before me, seeing their lands burn and hearing the lamentation of their women.

For real though, I fight with swords.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once woke up with the remains of a spit roasted lamb lying on my face. It was a pretty good night.
You should message me if
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You are interested in getting to know me. I'll handle the rest.