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DoubleEntendre4

19 / M / Straight / Single

Melbourne, Australia

His Details

Last Online
May 9
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an easy-going, intelligent, intellectual man who likely spends too much time on the internet.

Oh, and someone once told me I look like Ryan Gosling. Personally, I don't see it.
What I’m doing with my life
"I've got to get a girlfriend, just for the summer, until this wears off. She'll be a summery girl.
She'll have hair. She'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl!"

But really.
Writing, reading, and looking for ways to make money to maintain my hobbies. Which unfortunately are quite expensive.
I’m really good at
Anything I set my mind to. Though for the moment, writing, drawing, European martial arts and Sleight of hand magic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My enthralling good looks and charm.
Or, depending on the scenario, my penis.
Sort of an either-or situation there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films.
I enjoy a bit of Christopher Nolan, Danny Boyle, Frank Darabont, some of Zach Snyder's films and everything Joss Whedon has ever made ever. Even the shit ones. Though if you want some specific films, I love, in no particular order:

The Prestige, The Shawshank Redemption, Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Memento, The Green Mile, Sunshine, Schindler's List, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Psycho (The 1960 version, not the remake), Rear window, Se7en, Dr Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Shaun of the Dead, Pan's Labyrinth, Blade Runner, Moon, No Country for Old Men and so, so many more.

Books
I don't read as much as I used to, but I'm still plugging my way through A Song of Ice and Fire. I like Stephen King, especially His short stories, and I am an avid Tolkein fan.

TV
Game of Thrones, HBO minisieries' like Band of Brothers/The Pacific, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Black Books, QI, Blackadder, The IT Crowd.

Music
Pretty much anything. Though I like a bit of celtic/folk-metal. Bands like Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Eluvietie, and the like. Though my taste ranges well beyond that into things like 1930's jazz and film/video game soundtracks. As well as the occasional bit of indie-rock.
The six things I could never do without
My sweet ass gaming PC
Good quality alcohol
My piercing intellect
Good sex
Having complete control over my wellbeing.
My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What constitutes the perfect woman.
Still haven't reached a conclusion, but I'm getting there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cutting down my foes and seeing them flee before me, seeing their lands burn and hearing the lamentation of their women.

For real though, I fight with swords.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once woke up with the remains of a spit roasted lamb lying on my face. It was a pretty good night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are interested in getting to know me. I'll handle the rest.