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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 26
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My previous self summary made me look like a twat.

This one makes me look like a self-referential twat.
Good job me.

So, profile re-jiggimifying in progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"I've got to get a girlfriend, just for the summer, until this wears off. She'll be a summery girl.
She'll have hair. She'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl!"

But really.
I'm a design student.
I design things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I set my mind to. Though for the moment, writing, drawing and European martial arts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My enthralling good looks and charm.
No but really I have no idea. Tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy a bit of Christopher Nolan, Danny Boyle, Frank Darabont, some of Zach Snyder's films and everything Joss Whedon has ever made ever. Even the shit ones. Though if you want some specific films, I love, in no particular order:

The Prestige, The Shawshank Redemption, Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Memento, The Green Mile, Sunshine, Schindler's List, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Psycho (The 1960 version, not the remake), Rear window, Se7en, Dr Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Shaun of the Dead, Pan's Labyrinth, Blade Runner, Moon, No Country for Old Men, The Cabin in the Woods and so, so many more.

I don't read as much as I used to, but I'm still plugging my way through A Song of Ice and Fire. I like Stephen King, especially His short stories, and I am an avid Tolkein fan.

Game of Thrones, HBO minisieries' like Band of Brothers/The Pacific, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Black Books, QI, Blackadder, The IT Crowd.

Pretty much anything. Though I like a bit of celtic/folk-metal. Bands like Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Eluvietie, and the like. Though my taste ranges well beyond that into things like 1930's jazz and film/video game soundtracks. As well as the occasional bit of indie-rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(**Re-reading this I realise I sound like a massive tool. Re-write in progress**)

My sweet ass gaming PC (Its dead now. It slowly shat itself to death over the past year)(I'm actually dead)
Good quality alcohol
My piercing intellect
Good sex
Having complete control over my wellbeing.
My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Also the metaphysical construct of the human psyche.

But really its mostly just butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cutting down my foes and seeing them flee before me, seeing their lands burn and hearing the lamentation of their women.

For real though, I fight with swords.
(I know this sounds a bit "red-flag-ey" but I'm really just a bit of a dork)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once woke up with the remains of a spit roasted lamb lying on my face. It was a pretty good night.
You should message me if
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You are interested in getting to know me. I'll handle the rest.