I'm quick witted, sly and charming - with a touch of larceny in my heart. Unfortunately, I also have a deep seated 'respect for/fear of' the police and so, my nefarious plans remain unfulfilled. I'd like to meet a partner in crime to hatch my imagined plots (armored car heists are a favorite).
I am . . . a mirth instigator, comic foil, pillow fight referee, decadent dessert enabler, safety monitor, sandwich craftsman, purveyor of useful knowledge, lover of the double (and triple) entendre. Mostly, I go well with bite size chunks of raw fish.
I have been called the kid to sit next to on a fifth grade field trip.
I'm a single parent, sharing custody (boy-10/girl-5). If you have children, you understand. They come FIRST.
NOTE: If you don't have kids or like kids. Thanks anyway.