I'm quick witted, sly and charming with a touch of larceny in my heart. Unfortunately, I also have a deep seated 'respect for/fear of' the police and so, my nefarious plans remain unfulfilled. I'd like to meet a partner in crime to hatch my imagined plots (armored car heists are a favorite).
I am . . . a mirth instigator, comic foil, pillow fight referee, decadent dessert enabler, safety monitor, sandwich craftsman, purveyor of bite size chunks of knowledge, lover of the double and triple entendre.
I have been called the kid to sit next to on a fifth grade field trip.
I'm a single parent, sharing custody of two children (boy-9.5/girl-5).
If you have children, you understand. They come first. I lurve them.
NOTE: If you don't have kids or like kids. Thanks anyway.