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21 M Pooler, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:49pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm Douglas Landree and I have no secrets to hide and no reason to lie.

...however I noticed that I'm too analytical and wrote too much about myself.

I've replaced school with reading, reading, reading.

I am offensive, musical, and reserved.
What I’m doing with my life
In limbo. Totally working towards making dosh and getting school to make more fosho in the future. I spend most of my time reading and being a cheeky cunt focusing on everything but me.
I’m really good at
Finding new music. (Implying any of it is any good) Holding up an intellectual conversation. Admitting when I'm wrong (I hate being foolish or not knowing what I'm talking about). Studying history. Just me and my silly hobbies, which I have no shortage of.

Also I can reach things 5/5 bretty gud :DDDD
The first things people usually notice about me
My style and how I carry myself. Tall, skinny, pale, blonde, muh big blue eyes. I recieve many criticisms of 'fading in the background' in person, but a treasure of personality and wit once I'm opened up.

On that note, people notice I'm super quiet. Hmm. :x
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Count of Monte Cristo, Island of Fire, Fahrenheit 451, A Clockwork Orange, Blood Red Snow, 1984, and The Dark Elf Trilogy.

Movies: Suburbia [1984], Pulp Fiction, Bill &Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix, Ghost in the Shell, Full Metal Jacket, Stalingrad [1993], Wristcutters: A Love Story, and Night at the Roxbury (What's up?).

Music: Deathrock, Classical, Chillstep, Death Metal, Progressive Metal, Black Metal, DSBM, House, Hardcore Punk, DARK PREP (inside joke), Horror Punk, Psychobilly, Baroque, Rockabilly, Hip-Hop, Post-Punk, Goth Rock, Darkwave, Dark Ambient, EBM, Synth-Pop, Dreampop, Garage, Doo-Wop, Jazz, Blues, Shoegaze, Bluegrass, 80's, a bit of Metalcore, Crust Punk, Experimental Pop, Dubstep, Anarcho-Punk, Oi!, Ska, New Wave, Thrash Metal, Crossover Thrash, Indie, , and many more that I can't remember. Hmm... I guess as long as it isn't Crunkcore or the trash most people blast on their speakers in the Food Lion parking lot.

Foods: Turkey Sandwiches, Pasta, Beef Stroganoff, Chicken and Rice with some Veggies, Soft Tacos, German food, and really anything hearty and tasteful. Good Mexican food is a mandatory. Fruit helps cleanse the soul. My weakness is my inadventure to new foods and I really don't care much for spicy foods. x_x I also love foreign chocolates. ^_^
The six things I could never do without
(Insert nerdy hobby here)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human mind. My appearance. The past, present, and future. Trying to find new perspectives on different subjects and situations. The other dimensions. The paranormal and supernatural. The female body (How lovely it is). Ways to get closer to God. Saving and shopping. Rediscovering old music interests as well as finding new ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spacing out and listening to music at home. Maybe playing something on the computer if I'm not doing some reading. I used to have a friend or two over so we could play D&D or just go out to a restaurant of some sort and play pool back when I lived in Reno. Really, I don't care what I do with my company as long as the company is good. I'm a bit of an anti-socialite, but that's just how things are. Living under a rock is very comfortable and fun. Lame, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm brutally honest. I'm very forgetful. I'm usually a third wheel in the group. I think a LOT which means I can sometimes weigh my options for too long. I am deathly afraid of bugs and sharks. I'm also terribly shy sometimes. OK, most of the time. I'm a closet horn-dog, but you didn't hear that from me... xP
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think the 80's were cool and all one needs to leave the house is a T-shirt of a band no one's heard of.

I'm terrible at making this profile relate to me. It's just better to PM me if you really want to know about me. Also, updating is a pain and usually needed.

Not really sure what I want out of this site still being on here for quite some time. I don't mind just chatting. Let me be another distraction in your day if you'll be one in mine.

My first name backwards sounds like "It's all good."