25 Richmond, VA
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My self-summary
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead"
- Charles Bukowski
What I’m doing with my life
Working, sleeping. Thinking about what to go back to school for.
I’m really good at
banter (may or may not be witty) intellectual conversation
making people laugh (with and/or at me) sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue Eyes and Apathy

Contrary to the norm on okc, I'm more attractive in person Than my photos suggest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie- I challenge you to name a movie I don't know of or haven't seen.

Books- Ask me what I read if you actually read.

Television/Music- a lot, If you've watched it, I've binged it.

Food- whatever makes my ass the fattest
The six things I could never do without
-Meaningful conversation
-Making people laugh
-My unwarranted sense of self importance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Why do people never say "goodbye" on the phone in movies. Rude.
-The Future
-The disparity between your okcupid appearance and real life appearance
-How many people from this website would slap me if they saw me in person. (If this applies to you and you see me in person, go for it, everyone gets one on the house)
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a social hermit or social butterfly, depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I don’t like The Beatles and never have. This angers more people than you’d expect.

--I'm sensitive n shit
You should message me if
- You are not easily offended.

-- You're an old soul.

--Your personality preceded your good looks.

--You like to party but not really

-- you like to flirt by being playfully insulting

--you get turned on by DDR pros