Love large cities, loud music (e.g. Metallica's songs, Kashmir), and nice smells.
Dislike alcohol, drugs, tattoos, tennis shoes, and baseball caps.
Phone conversations are boring. Accepted only if you live in other state or country.
IMs are welcomed only if you are 25 to 28 years old; meaning if you are an adult, you have to be able to establish an interesting conversation face to face.
A how are you? line isn't enough to engage in a conversation and shows how limited your human interaction is. So, forget about writing me.
Also remember that the interpretation you give to words show both your education and moral. I am highly strict with both.