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23 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:55pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Girls should have long hair. I prefer girls with long hair. The hair should be very long, at least 85 feet long, so that I may wrap my entire body with it several times and coat it with saliva to form a cocoon from which I will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king.
What I’m doing with my life
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Crusading against hate, maybe.
I’m really good at
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Looking at wasps, Looking at wasps, Looking at wasps, seriously I am so good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tash or curly hair, at the moment I don't have a tash.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Master and Margarita, Into the Wild, Charles Bukowski, Dracula, Oscar Wilde, nietzsche, Poe, Murakami. I am a bit sad and memorize a lot of passages from books

Anything written or directed by Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, the Cohan Brothers, Mel Brooks

and anything with Sam Rockwell, Gary Oldman, Petter sellers, Gene Wilder.

Pizza/ice cream

Game of thrones

David Bowie(is God), Prince, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Blondie, Peter Green, Fleetwood Mac, John Lee Hooker, BB king, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Gorillaz, De la soul, Tribe called Quest, Outkast, Queen,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Atoms, which make up everything. So ha, I win question. Although you can't trust a atom, they make everything up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why? God that does not exist, why have you forsaken me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing but sometimes I'm not, then I get scared.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Jedward scare me
You should message me if
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You are a beauty and a Beast
You are wise, yet play the fool.
You are brave but admit fear.
You look with the eyes behind the eyes

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