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23 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Something different for a change, I mean come on anything. Picnic in a crack ally, I don't care as long as its not lets meet up for a drink, a drink? As in singular and not plural? What is wrong with you? I want a girl to say "Hey lets get shit faced and see a gig, huh? What gig? Who cares! Any one will do doesn't matter if its shit or good lets just make a night if it and go mental" I want that girl, that girl seems awesome. I mean she well inevitable be to intense and drive me to the point of insanity with her constant flirting with other men and drunken escapades, but when I hit rock bottom which will be me doing coke of a strippers ass at 3 in the morning while a baby cries in the other room. I will make a change in my life, get my self together, write a book about my experience and become a successful author then the real dream of me sitting in my dimly lit study in a tweet jacket, smoking a cigarette and drinking whiskey will begin.
What I’m doing with my life
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Crusading against hate, maybe.
I’m really good at
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Looking at wasps, Looking at wasps, Looking at wasps, seriously I am so good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tash or curly hair, at the moment I don't have a tash.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Master and Margarita, Into the Wild, Charles Bukowski, Dracula, Oscar Wilde, nietzsche, Poe, Murakami. I am a bit sad and memorize a lot of passages from books

Anything written or directed by Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, the Cohan Brothers, Mel Brooks

and anything with Sam Rockwell, Gary Oldman, Petter sellers, Gene Wilder.

Pizza/ice cream

Game of thrones

David Bowie(is God), Prince, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Blondie, Peter Green, Fleetwood Mac, John Lee Hooker, BB king, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Gorillaz, De la soul, Tribe called Quest, Outkast, Queen,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Atoms, which make up everything. So ha, I win question. Although you can't trust a atom, they make everything up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why? God that does not exist, why have you forsaken me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing but sometimes I'm not, then I get scared.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Jedward scare me
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