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CourtisaneSpark

43 F Chelsea, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a curious mixture of hedonism & the traditional. A girl who revels in being a girl. Who likes her men to be men.

I lean towards the bohemian. The bright lights. The musicians. The inspired & the inspiring, the wicked & the wild. There's a bit of gypsy in me but I always manage to stay grounded. I'm into meeting some one cool who's got thier life together.
I like to date & get to meet new people. I just don't settle.

I revel in intensity.
I am rarely serious.
I am seriously sparkling.
I adore intelligence, wit & seduction.
I'm a Courtisane at heart
I am all sweet and yummy.
I am a pet.
I will always go the extra mile to be pretty, sexy, make you omelets at midnight & do crazy energy work on you.
But here's the catch...
My time is precious.
My mind is my own.
I speak up even when I'm being a kitten.
I somehow manage to be naive & untrusting at the same time.
My first inclination is to curl into your lap but you need to earn that right first.
Leave a dish of cream by the door & I may come to you.

I'm totally impulsive but I'm also extremely self-aware, self-sufficient (emotionally & financially) , accountable, confident, considerate & engaging. If you like fiddling around the kitchen or want to watch *me* fiddle around (I dig cooking for a man) enjoy excellent music & 420, we'll probably have a lot of fun together.

I often find myself up for anything & down with everything.

And fair warning?
I'm truly cursed with impatience, impulsivity & a short attention span.
What I’m doing with my life
I bake pies, wear silly frilly aprons, tall boots & short skirts.
Half of the time my hair is in braids & I look like Swiss Miss.
I'll fall down if I wear heels & I own one corset that I hate wearing (update...now there are two & I rather enjoy the new one, I just can't breath in it or sit down & I need, prehaps a team of llamas to lace me into it.)
I named my car Juniper & I spend my days covered in paste with 19 kindergarteners. I adore what I do when I do it & how I do it. I'm hoping that you feel similarly.

Three years ago I moved into a fantastic loft in a building filled with fellow "urban pioneers" & artists. I have a border collie mix rescued from the Evil South, who's a wee bit tweaked, but I'm hopelessly in love with him. We roam through salt marshes & forests scouting for wild mushrooms & chipmunks.

In the summer I go berry picking & make fresh jam.
Autumn thrills me & the first snowfall makes me shriek with glee.
And yes, I knit.

Late on windy, swirly nights you'll find me blending essential oils into tinctures of custom perfumes.

I know exactly what I want.
Do you?

***I'm more of a "let's just meet & see if we click" person. Message ping pong hurts my teeth. Let's just chat, make a plan & meet.***
I’m really good at
Making perfumes
Parking in the most snug of spots
Baking fresh cherry pies (the secret is vodka)
Talking back...I'm not always a perfect pet
Kicking your ass at pinball
Cheating at card games
Being disarming
Playing Spin the Bottle
And I read a mean 8 ball
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends where you're looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies- the Sweet Hereafter, The Icestorm & Into The Wild (strangely uplifting?)
& yes Road House.
Don't judge, we all have our weaknesses.

Jitterbug Perfume changed my life.

TV- big self disclosure here...I'm pretty sure that watching I Dream Of Jeannie as a child has profoundly affected me. Sometimes I really do want to fold my arms, nod my head & say "yes Master"!

Books- love to read mysteries based in Scandanavia, Scotland, Irland....books that take place in cold, dark, stormy places with craggy rocks & icy waters.

Music - The Goldberg Variations to Bill Withers to The Prodigy to Pink Floyd to Janes Addiction...
Anything and everything Eddie Vedder, folksy Lilith Fair stuff that makes me want to sit in a field with flowers in my hair.
Go figure?
I'm a Gemini.
Lately I've been way into Curtis Mayfield, Grace Jones, The Cure, Modern English, Lou Reed, The Meters and bluegrass.
Oh! And jazz...Lots & LOTS of jazz mostly from the 50's & 60's

Basically I'm a musical chameleon.
It's really about any reason to put on my go-go gear......
The six things I could never do without
My furry black bear of a dog
The sound of a mans belt
Rediculously smart, creative people
Hardcore Wooing
A great soundtrack
A hot bath before bed
Swimming in deep water
Hands circling my wrists
Trust
Being tucked into bed at night
The words "stoned harlot" {that's me sometimes *giggle*}
Ok. One more thing. Yes. I know that I'm breaking the rules.
My Mini Cooper.
She's zippy and sporty and no one can keep up with me.
Zoooooooom!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think........a lot, quickly, constantly, blatantly, on my feet.........shiny things and people call to me........I'm 12 cups of coffee on a sugar high.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I have a date.
Sometimes I'm enjoying time spent with friends.
Sometimes I'm soaking in a bubble bath with a mug of whiskey.
Sometimes I go out.
Sometimes I stay in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should probably read some of my answers....
That & I will tolerate the phrase "partner in crime" only if you intend to break actual laws with me.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–53
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're the Sid to my Nancy. Well, without the o.d part.

I'm turned on by a man who is wickedly smart & jaw droppinly creative.
The sapiosexual, whose voice can cause my spine to tingle & cheeks to flush with his pretty riddles.

You're into reading Savage Love & GGG

You like the Heat & want to stay in the kitchen.

You like to be in control. Yes. In that way.

Oh, and please no "net speak". If its too difficult to type full words we will DEFINITELY not get along!

**Bonus if you're into at least 10 of "the six things I could never do without"**