I really dislike filling these things out. I'm not likely to be serious in my responses. If you actually want to know about me, send me a message.

I'm considering becoming a costumed super-hero so that I can wear spandex in public.

Scrabble.

They don't notice me. I'm like a ninja.

BOOKS:Tom Robbins ( Villa Incognito, Skinny Legs and All), Christopher Moore (Lamb), Vladimir Nabokov (Invitation To a Beheading, Despair, Lolita), Neil Gaiman (American Gods, Fragile Things, Angels And Visitations, Snow Glass Apples, Smoke And Mirrors, The Wolves In The Walls), Umberto Eco (Foucault's Pendulum, The Island of the Day Before, Baudolino), Harlan Ellison (Dangerous Visions, Slippage), Harry Turtledove (How Few Remain, In the Presence of Mine Enemies), China Mieville (Perdido Street Station, The Scar), Richard Matheson (I Am Legend), The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini.The Alienist, by Caleb Carr. Wicked:The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, by Gregory Maguire. Middlesex, by Jeffrey Eugenides, The Psalms Of Herod by Esther M. Friesner et hoc genus omne.

MUSIC: Tom Waits, Tool, Buddy Holly, Gogol Bordello, Leonard Cohen, The Pogues, Guns N' Roses, Bob Dylan, Marilyn Manson,Tori Amos, Radiohead, Eddie Vedder, Pink Floyd, The Cure, Johnny Cash, Depeche Mode, Social Distortion, Prince, Nine Inch Nails, Concrete Blonde, Blues, Metal, Bluegrass, Gregorian Chant, Classic Country, Rockabilly, Techno...

Food: I prefer weird foreign things. You want to go out for some goat curry with me?

Books
Sock Puppets
Music
Bob Saget
Cherry Coke
Sunglasses

What to write in these boxes.

Out with friends, possibly at karaoke.

I never learned to read.

You need help with your homework.