This is only the second paragraph and I have quite a ways to go. Why am I telling you all of this stupid stuff about me, anyway? Cause I can (and okcupid convinced me to do it with promises of romance and super awesome fun times had by all). Since we already touched on TV and how I love it more than life itself, I will discuss it further. This seems to be as good a place as any to do so. Wouldn't you agree, okcupid? Hello? I guess that's an astute YES. Soo... I have a low tolerance for all of these reality shows. Some are ok (I like intervention), but some are too over the top. The next one’s gonna be about who could survive being shot through a ring of fire, while singing, eating meal worms, answering bizarre questions that no one should know, while attempting to be the next top model after getting plastic surgery… in space… then they explode into marshmallows. It’s gonna be GREAT. Actually, that, I would watch. No, I do like some TV. Simpsons, family guy, ATHF, Eureka, 30 rock, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, other junk. I can also sit and watch the discovery channel for 6 hours straight... that is if I had 6 hours straight, which I don't, and if I did, I probably wouldn’t spend it watching the stupid discovery channel... so take all that about the discovery channel back... It's a lie. Not really, though... May I please move on? Thank you.
I think all of that should have gone into the "my favorites" section. I've kinda lost track of this whole summary thing. No, I've absolutely lost track of this whole summary thing. Crapola. Well, there's a whole buncha other stuff to fill out. What the heck should I put here that I'm not going to mention there? Hell, this doesn't even tell me when I'm supposed to stop typing. This could theoretically go on for ever!
I suppose I could explain what I'm lookin for here, right. Sure, this is a good place for that. I'm lookin for a super awesome girl who's really unique, interesting, can hold her own in a conversation, who might want to shank someone cause they looked at them wrong. Someone who's totally ridiculous and totally over the top like I am. Wait, I think there's a section for this too. Oh, F this. I don't have to put up with this. I'm going to the next field.