I'm new to Brevard County and looking for friends.

I just got a job with a minor league baseball team, so my life plan seems to be working. It means long hours for less money than I could get in a non-sports gig, but it never feels like work so I'm gonna (hopefully) stick with it.

Welp, the job fair in Dallas didn't get me any jobs but I did land one. I'm not strictly focused on media relations (my preferred field) but I'll get a chance to get some bylines on my team's website this season plus I've got a foot in the door, so...

Any day you get to go to work at a ballpark, you're already ahead of the game.

Writing. Bar trivia. Jeopardy!. Sentence fragments.

My eyes? I mean, I hate to say "You tell me," but nobody's ever said "Shit, you've got awesome calves." (my calves are crap, this is probably why)

I prefer scary movies and books to more light-hearted fare. I am constantly reading books, so if you want to know what I'm reading, your best bet is to ask. For favorites, I'm going to have to go with "All the President's Men."

"The Shining" would definitely be my #1 All-Time Favorite Movie Ever. I don't care where I have to be, if I find it on TV, I'm not moving until that last slow-zoom shot of New Year's 1927.

I listen to a lot of classic rock since pretty much anything recorded after 1996 is terrible, with a slim few exceptions. My favorite band is Pink Floyd; others include Nirvana, Mudhoney, Skinny Puppy, Hybrid, early Helmet, Underworld, White Zombie, Tom Petty, early Metallica, and Alice in Chains. I'm working on the perfect Pandora station.

Aside from new culinary experiences, I love curry, fish & chips, and Buffalo wings. A real healthy regimen, to be sure. If anyone out there can suggest some good places to get Middle Eastern food and raw oysters in Melbourne, that'd be swell.

And TV: Metalocalypse, Dexter, Deadwood, House, Rome, the Sopranos, Community, 30 Rock, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Southland, Justified.

Good music, a good meal, a good time, a good book, a DVD player, Internet access.

The Future. We're in it right now, and that's neat.

There's nothing typical about my Fridays these days. Ask me about my last Friday though and I can probably tell you a cool story about what I did.

My first CD was Michael Jackson's "Dangerous." My first tape was Kriss Kross' "Totally Krossed Out."

You can tell me the title of Kriss Kross' follow-up to "Totally Krossed Out." If you can name the follow-up to the follow-up, I'll be seriously impressed.