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DrBagpipes

25 / M / straight / Single

Orlando, Florida

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My Self-Summary

I'm extremely laid-back but still driven. I just hate drama. I cook. I can make a dish and pair it perfectly with a wine. Awesome.

Also, I just noticed that in all of my pictures it looks like my left eye is kind of wonky. I promise you I'm symmetrical, but I suppose that's what happens when you only smirk with the left side of your face. I have a perpetual smirk; it ranges from "smug" to "shit-eating."
Now in Latin
Ego sum mercator. In vino veritas est. Eheu, Clemens est mortus.
Now in Spanish
Soy crudo. Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones. Soy una socialista.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm the sports editor for the Valencia Community College Voice. After just one semester, it's opened so many doors and given me so many experiences I couldn't have imagined back in August.

Of course, that's part of the process of (finally) getting my degree.

I used to say I'd like to get paid to do what I do, but that's finally happened! I just got a check for $500 from BleacherReport.com!

I’m really good at

Writing. Bar trivia. Jeopardy!. Sentence fragments.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes? I mean, I hate to say "You tell me," but nobody's ever said "Shit, you've got awesome calves." (my calves are crap, this is probably why)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I prefer scary movies and books to more light-hearted fare. I recently finished "The Sun Also Rises" by Hemingway as well as "Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo. "Hey Rube" by HST is in my personal top 5 for books.

"The Shining" would definitely be my #1 All-Time Favorite Movie Ever. I don't care where I have to be, if I find it on TV, I'm not moving until that last slow-zoom shot of New Year's 1927.

I listen to a lot of classic rock since pretty much anything recorded after 1996 is terrible, with a slim few exceptions. My favorite band is Pink Floyd, and I say that without having had a joint in over 5 years. Lately I've been listening to a lot of blues.

Aside from new culinary experiences, I love curry (Anmal Cuisine is the best), fish & chips, and Buffalo wings. A real healthy regimen, to be sure. Lately I've started cooking for myself. Now, probably 85% of my meals are made by me, which is cool.

And TV: Metalocalypse, Dexter, Deadwood, House, Lost, Rome, and the Sopranos (R.I.P., Tony).

The six things I could never do without

Good music, a good meal, a good time, a good book, a DVD player, toilet paper.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The seemingly inevitable collapse of print journalism and my decision to enter into same at this point. Seriously, newspapers are crashing and burning to give the Hindenberg a run for The Humanity.

On a typical Friday night I am

Covering a UCF sport that is not football.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My first CD was Michael Jackson's "Dangerous." My first tape was Kriss Kross' "Totally Krossed Out."

You should message me if

You can tell me the title of Kriss Kross' follow-up to "Totally Krossed Out." If you can name the follow-up to the follow-up, I'll be seriously impressed.