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64 San Juan Capistrano, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 50–65
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My details

Last online
May 28
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Rather not say
Has a kid
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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You can't go back and make a brand new start, but, you can start now and make a brand new ending.

I've noticed many of the ladies essays that they work out often. I have a great exercise program. Grab a 5 pound potato sack in each hand and hold them straight out at shoulder height for one minute. When you can do that then grab a 10 pound potato sack in each hand and hold them the same. (that's where I am now). When you are comfortable with that, add one potato to each empty bag.

Wow. I've been reading the required attributes from the ladies my age and I am astounded by the requirements to be able to have a date. If any of you ladies decide to pass on someone who doesn't quite measure up, let me know. I might change to gay and date him myself

A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"  The Princess said, "No!!!"  And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
What I’m doing with my life
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Golf. Pool. Selling computer programs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being me. Can do the rubik's cube in under 3 minutes. (geek). Play a mean game of pool. BBQ beer butt chicken. It's really great
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Golf, pool, grandkids (identical twins), my dog, friends, and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think about what I'm thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not now
You should message me if
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You enjoy spontaneous moments. Like to laugh and enjoy the moment