You can't go back and make a brand new start, but, you can start
now and make a brand new ending.
I've noticed many of the ladies essays that they work out often. I have a great exercise program. Grab a 5 pound potato sack in each hand and hold them straight out at shoulder height for one minute. When you can do that then grab a 10 pound potato sack in each hand and hold them the same. (that's where I am now). When you are comfortable with that, add one potato to each empty bag.
Wow. I've been reading the required attributes from the ladies my age and I am astounded by the requirements to be able to have a date. If any of you ladies decide to pass on someone who doesn't quite measure up, let me know. I might change to gay and date him myself
A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
I've noticed many of the ladies essays that they work out often. I have a great exercise program. Grab a 5 pound potato sack in each hand and hold them straight out at shoulder height for one minute. When you can do that then grab a 10 pound potato sack in each hand and hold them the same. (that's where I am now). When you are comfortable with that, add one potato to each empty bag.
Wow. I've been reading the required attributes from the ladies my age and I am astounded by the requirements to be able to have a date. If any of you ladies decide to pass on someone who doesn't quite measure up, let me know. I might change to gay and date him myself
A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
