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31 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Russian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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San Francisco native. Lover of absurdist comedy, spicy foods, obstinate conversation, the outdoors. Currently studying journalism at Cal.
What I’m doing with my life
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I used to work as a video tech for a network my friend describes as "fox news for hipsters," where I witnessed two full blown Middle Eastern revolutions and met Devo. Now I spend most of my time doing homework :/

On weekends, you can usually find me out at a neighborhood bar or playing dominoes at Zeitgeist, going to shows, skiing, climbing, backpacking, cooking, or harassing my friends in the restaurant industry to hook it up with bourgie cocktails.
I’m really good at
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Parallel parking, empathizing, video stuff, witty reparte, less-than-witty reparte, navigating public transportation, bike mechanics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue eyes, friendly face, hints of sweet lime, cardamom, and fig
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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After three years, I've finished reading Infinite Jest. I can now accomplish anything.

DFW, Pynchon, Murakami

Radiolab, True Detective, Homeland

Mission Chinese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A good chef's knife
-trips to Yosemite or the sierras
-Virgin America sky miles
-third-hand brake tool
-Unlimited subway card
-pit zips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would you rather discover your partner was involved in pornography (not necessarily as a performer) or slam poetry?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I never really know what day it is anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a fan of tea.
You should message me if
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You have a killer sense of humor.