Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I graduated from high school early, the main reason being that I
hated it just as much as everyone else I talk to did and was
willing to do pretty much anything to get out of there (well,
Now, I'm a student at Northeastern University in Boston, MA.
People-watching is one of the most fun activities I can imagine. A
close second, though, is reading-right now I'm on a trippy book
kick, with plenty of Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club) and Philip K.
Dick books. Television and movies are also a few of my favorite
things-when the dog bites, when the bee stings, I think of them and
I don't feel so bad.
I've also now had this profile for over two years and gotten a good
relationship out of it, albeit one that didn't end too well, so
that's why I have eleven billion questions answered. Some of my
answers (and my profile itself) may no longer be accurate.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to invent a freeze ray with which to stop the world...though
so far things haven't exactly panned out.
Mostly I want to end up working for the Food and Drug
Administration with my Pharm. D. and pursue a Master's Degree in
Public Health. With any luck, I can rise far enough to give myself
a leg up if I ever consider running for public office.
On the side, I'd like to actually publish some samples of my
writing, which I kind of have a love/hate relationship with. Right
now I'm on the love swing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, writing, memorizing/learning new things about life,
the universe, and everything, reading people, always finding
something to talk about, reading. For a while I baked cheesecakes
(swirling that chocolate is a bitch, believe me), I just need to
appropriate the proper implements to do it at college.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Number one would probably be my general aura of calmness. I rarely
lose my cool. Note, however, that I also tend to go off on wild
tangents in conversation and get excited about random things.
Number two is my tendency for off the wall humor that can vary
between wildly funny and headscratching.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top five books:
1. The World According to Garp
2. House of Leaves
3. Anything by Isaac Asimov (yes, this is kind of cheating, I
4. The Picture of Dorian Grey
5. Stephen King (also almost anything)
1. The Mountain Goats (ESPECIALLY Autoclave)
2. Kate Nash (even Mansion Song if I'm in the mood)
4. Harry Chapin
5. Postal Service
6. (insert alternative band here)
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2. Fight Club
3. Some Like it Hot
4. Boondock Saints
6. The BBC Sherlock series (it does too count)
7. Dark Crystal
8. Scott Pilgrim
Pretty much any non-seafood, and a few seafood dishes. Special
mention goes to hot fudge on fresh cookies, hot fudge on brownies,
and of course hot fudge on ice cream. As well as frozen hot fudge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. MST3K (don't let my test result fool you!)
5. The Internet.
6.The ability to mix and match flavors in food (hot fudge is the
supreme flavor, whatever anyone tells you)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything. How people interact and how the
little cogs in their heads turn to make them do the things they do.
What makes you and me tick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully making some progress in actually putting virtual pen to
virtual paper and writing something that makes people laugh, then
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I finished a novel! It's available online. Give me criticism!
I also just spent spring break doing service work in Florida, so my
back is covered with a wing-shaped sunburn of fiery pain.
You should message me if
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...you want your tarot cards read.
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