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59 Ridley Park, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:34pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from Ph.D program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Italian

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My self-summary
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I arrived here in a time machine of my own creation.
Just press a button.
Farm Aid member, Anonymous 'supporter', anarchist in training, remember the 5th of November!
Do I like children?
Depends on how they
Are cooked.
Jesus stole my girlfriend.
Maybe I should steal his
Other than olive oil, I don't like anything 'virgin'.
Xenophile, orientalist, polyglot, Bodhisvatta. Audiophile, musicphile, gearophile. (see OED.)
I'm afraid of Americans. (NIИ/Bowie)
To the broken hearted: Closure. There is no such thing!
Stop wasting your time on that account. And money.
Buy yourself a new top, you'll feel better. OR
Take a Percocet*, if u have them. It's A really healthy way to cope.
At best, I'm a student of life, at worse a reflection of all the bad things in it.
*thats just a bad joke.
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying every aspect that I can.
Quite simply, I'm an old Guru.
The soul does not love,
It is love itself.
It does not exist,
It is existence itself.
It does not know,
It is knowledge itself.
Shiva Shiva Shankara Mahadeva. George Harrison's last words.
'How to know God'
Page 130.
There is no dark side of the Moon, in fact, it's all dark.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing cool new drugs, ie; Antiangiogenics, antisense molecules, novel proteins.
Guitars, keyboards, cooking, daydreaming.
Music touches us where words can not go.
It has a magical quality, we all feel it.
Some more than others.
It is from heaven.
Just to coin a phrase.
Of course I also enjoy the occasional skinny skiing & going to bullfights on acid. Or, drink way too much espresso and watch a slow leak in a tire. It's the kind of thing that makes my day. Fact!
And...I sometimes like to ask ppl I've just met really stupid questions so they know I'm up for a good time such as; 'Is Guacamole a country near Madrid?' But I make up new ones each time so that I don't get caught. Nobody likes a person who repeats themselves too much. And to prove I'm not afraid to celebrate almost anything I tell ppl I've just met its my birthday. When clearly it's not. But I never do that on my actual birthday, to avoid getting too much attention. I honestly dislike attention. All these little things combine in to a synergy to let ppl know I know wtf I am doing in life. A seriously self actualized sod.
And guess what? Today is my birthday! Yah.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not 'from here'.
In an attempt to avoid jury selection I told the judge that I'm from the planet Xenu & he may call Tom Cruise to verify this fact. It failed, but I heard a few chuckles. The judge was not amused when I told him that Tom Cruises cell # was 1-800-TOMCRUISE. Attica! Attica!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love almost any sort of live show. Read mostly non-fiction. An accomplished musician I prefer to play it myself. All gourmet food, I cook a new recipe once a week, prefer French but love it all. I rarely go to movies & I rarely if ever watch TV. TV I can live without. I don't have cable. It's a bigger waste of time than this place.
Current muse musically: The Fratelli's & everything down at Costello Music.
Thanks to Jon Fratelli, keep up the good work. I do appreciate it. Scots or nots.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is there suffering?
A: Desire
That was really easy.
I should now stop thinking about it.

I never did get the meaning of 'reality checks'.
Any clue?
Finally, why do men look on sites like this thinking they will find sex? There are other websites for that purpose. Right? No such thing as a free lunch, wankers. Fast rule, never sleep with someone crazier than you are. It always ends poorly. Fact.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday's I go painting in The Louvre.
And thanks to Farrokh Bulsara for the
Inspiration to do so. Thanks Freddie, wherever u are.
We all miss ya. See u Friday? Hope so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the most interesting man in the world.
And..I can't name all of the
Kardashians, only one.
The one with the planet sized
Ass. It has satellites, I've heard.
Cold blooded women make me sneeze. It's a real allergy. Its because I'm a different blood type, It's a medical condition as serious as a peanut allergy. It forces me to carry epinephrine with me everywhere I go. If you know how to give an injection, that's a plus.
Ok Cupid: is this site gluten free? It seems as though it's made w nuts. That's apparent.
Ba da bump. (For the musically disenfranchised, that's a Comedic drum roll).
You should message me if
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You would like to chat AND:
Nein Amerikanishe Mädchen, Vielen dank.
Non Américain Filles, Merci.
No Américain le Donne, Grazie.
No Americano niñas, ¡Gracias.
Geen Amerikaanse meisjes alstrublieft. *much thanks to Kate Bush!)
If you can understand one of these, then by all means.
That's all for now. I'm off to drink more espresso & then give myself, a hard time.
Now, if you've read all the way down here, I must award you with a punchline. But it's so hard to find in my Cosmic mind, I think I'll take a look out of my window. It's dark. Can't see a thing.
The wrong words make you listen, in this criminal world.
It's my Birthday!

Adding obligatory soppy Xmas tune: Happy Xmas, y'all.
Vince Vance. Best hair, EVER!