I'm a Ph.D Statistician and professional MMA fighter. I have been a Mathematics Professor, Predictive Modeler, and Firefighter. I've played (American) football in Australia, published several papers in peer-reviewed journals, and spoke at conferences around North America.
I like to workout, play chess, build mathematical and statistical models, eat great food, travel, and cuddle.
I have 1000 good stories. I make the best bacon on Earth. I'm a smart ass 84.92% of the time.
You should message me if:
- you want to show me around
- you're really ****ing good at something
- you don't take an hour getting ready for bed
- you don't have more than 3 people tied up in your closet