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  • Ages 18-22
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Mar 4, 2014
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, German (Somewhat), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jess.
I am quite a happy chappy really.
I am the one at parties making out with the snack table, and chatting to dogs and cats.
I shan't pretend I am a goddess of wonder, because honestly I am absolutely a queen of disaster. I am that clumsy person that when walking to greet someone, my knees will give way and I will crash to the floor, hopes and ambitions shattered on the floor as the rest of the room mocks me for my misfortune.
I am studying Government and Politics, English Literature and English Language at A Level but I have offers for Edinburgh, Bath, Westminster and Kingston University next year.
There is one passion that I have forgotten and that my dear friend, is Bilbo Baggins. Ever since a little girl, I have adored Bilbo Baggins and his bravery. In fact I admire Tolkien's work greatly, I believe his writings have inspired me for the better and I think there is nothing lovelier that that!

P.S.You are all so wonderful so bless you for taking your time to read this probably disappointing self-summary.
What I’m doing with my life
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Crying into cats and studying at college, at Uni next year, either Bath, Edinburgh or Westminster
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing operatically.
Waltzing with stray dogs.
Making Tea.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My off-putting resemblance to Deidre Barlow.
My handwriting, it looks like a diary entry from 1911.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tolkien, Waugh, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mum
{Insert a hilarious and overused joke on the necessity of oxygen}.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to kill rude people and make it look like a tragic accident.
I watch detective shows, so I am ready.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, watching TV, working,

You can tell I live life on the wild side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really think that girls are the most precious things.
I am a feminist, all I want to do it try and make it equal, not burn my bra or insult every man going, that is not the deal.
You should message me if
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You like the look or sound of me.
If you want a natter.
If you want to argue with me about grammatical matters.
If you would like to talk about Sherlock Holmes or John Watson.