I am a man of gruesome bravado. A creature of inexorable juxtaposition, loathed and cherished. Hated and Beloved. Consumed by my quest for med school while tormented by my desires to pursue artistic ambitions, my life is spent in an upward spiral both destructive and triumphant. Shall I be a filmmaker? Shall I be a physician? Shall i do neither and waste my youth looking for misbegotten love on OKcupid? Only time will tell. Till then I'll continue spinning the wheel of consequence and writing mock-epic self-summaries.
*** Update: due to the sluggish economy and my singular lack of talent, I have put my dreams of being a comedienne, filmmaker, novelist, vampire hunter on hold and have decided to attend medical school. Soon the "Dr" in DrMcScreamy will be iconic instead of ironic.
***Update 2: Medical school makes me want to blow my fucking brains out. So to keep my roommates from having to pay a hefty "corpse removal" fee, I've started using my excruciatingly limited spare time to do stand-up comedy. To date, the crowd reactions have been fantastic, a couple of standing ovations and one charge of public indecency.
I'm also a Graduate of William and Mary.
I am Hollow, sordid, and bootylicious