*** Update: due to the sluggish economy and my singular lack of talent, I have put my dreams of being a comedienne, filmmaker, novelist, vampire hunter on hold and have decided to attend medical school. Soon the "Dr" in DrMcScreamy will be iconic instead of ironic.
***Update 2: Medical school makes me want to blow my fucking brains out. So to keep my roommates from having to pay a hefty "corpse removal" fee, I've started using my excruciatingly limited spare time to do stand-up comedy. To date, the crowd reactions have been fantastic, a couple of standing ovations and one charge of public indecency.
I'm also a Graduate of William and Mary.
I am Hollow, sordid, and bootylicious