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DrNefarious

48 M Lambasa, Fiji

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25, 2011
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Emile T. Nafario. Learn it now, and learn it well, for I shall soon be the lord and master of you all. I have come here to offer to those with the foresight and vision to join me the opportunity to become a valued underling rather than one of the oppressed slaves who will suffer under my yoke in years to come.

I have recently completed the first stages of construction for my base on a small island somewhere between Fiji and Tokelau, whose exact location I will not disclose. Having eliminated all those with knowledge of its many secrets, I now find myself in need of a top henchman, a small cadre of trustworthy minions, and a cohort of lackeys.

I seek those who find my charisma compelling, believe that order must be imposed with an iron fist, and who are uncompromisingly loyal. Oh, and you must be willing to relocate, and to extirpate all who would oppose me.

I am also in search of concubines, casual encounters, and perhaps a wholesome beauty whom I can dominate and corrupt to become my evil queen after I complete my plans for world conquest.

Those wishing to apply for either of the first two positions must be highly decorative, fond of wearing skimpy bathing suits and lounging around pools, and willing to do whatever I desire to sate my heathen lusts. Low self esteem is a plus.

Those seeking to become my queen should be blond, fair of face, ideally of Midwestern U.S. extraction, and given to wearing chaste, conventional clothing. Cheerleading experience and a tendency to use words like "gosh" are a plus. Note that you may be asked to fly over the Pacific in a small single-engine plane and endure a horrific crash that will leave you stranded on my island and at my nonexistent mercy.

Those with beefy, attractive ex-jock boyfriends need not apply.

I am Fiendishly Clever, Clever, and Fiendish
What I’m doing with my life
My fifteen-year plan for world domination is well and successfully underway after significant advances in the realm of international finance, arms dealing, and global extortion. I expect to achieve control of 10% of the world's mineral resources and 5% of the world's financial markets within the next two years, at which point I may begin the final phases of my plans.
I’m really good at
Crushing those who oppose me, appropriating their wealth, and using it to build successful international enterprises.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charisma, my stunning good looks, and the fact that I have several men standing beside me and pointing automatic weapons at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The life of Julius Caesar by Plutarch; The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli; 1984 by George Orwell; The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump

Movies: Dr. No; Brazil; Starship Troopers

Music: Also Sprach Zarathustra by Strauss; Der Ring Des Nibelungen by Wagner; California Girls by The Beach Boys

Foods: Coniglio al tartufo nero; Whale Bobotee; Siberian Tiger Steak
On a typical Friday night I am
Arranging the unpleasant and prolonged demise of someone who has disappointed or displeased me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers.

Snicker on pain of death.

Literally. I mean it. I can have that arranged.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–52
  • Near me
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
You wish to fill any of the positions described above, and are willing to relocate to the South Pacific. To determine initial placement, you may take my Evil Minion Test.