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DrRetarded
23 / M / straight / Single
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Libra
- Education
- Dropped out of space camp
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), LISP (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am eight, teen, and I do what I want!!.
My Self-Summary
I think the past
tense of peek should be pook.
I like to take Where's Waldo books but not look for him because come on let's just leave the guy alone for once.
I don't understand birds, and I don't care to.
Twice a day I think of Hotel for Dogs and it makes my life worth living.
I'm fascinated by the versatility of a potato.
I keep having ideas but Shia LeBouf steals them from me.
I'm spending a lot of time looking for a rap song that references Mark Weiner
I can identify with Stoop Kid being afraid to leave his stoop.
My favorite impression is the third impression.
My feet are always cold between the months of October and February.
I find myself wondering how I can become more mathematical. Also I was going to type mathradical but decided against it.
I don't feel like typing here anymore.
I like to take Where's Waldo books but not look for him because come on let's just leave the guy alone for once.
I don't understand birds, and I don't care to.
Twice a day I think of Hotel for Dogs and it makes my life worth living.
I'm fascinated by the versatility of a potato.
I keep having ideas but Shia LeBouf steals them from me.
I'm spending a lot of time looking for a rap song that references Mark Weiner
I can identify with Stoop Kid being afraid to leave his stoop.
My favorite impression is the third impression.
My feet are always cold between the months of October and February.
I find myself wondering how I can become more mathematical. Also I was going to type mathradical but decided against it.
I don't feel like typing here anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm saving up enough money to buy an ice cream truck. I don't want
to sell ice cream out of it. I just want to have it to do my daily
dailyings. I'm sure a bunch of kids will be disappointed when they
run up to me and find out I'm not the real ice cream man but they
have to learn to not make assumptions.
I’m really good at
Thinking of names that can also be verbs (Chuck is my favorite),
regretting purchases, squinting, scratching discretely, losing
cats, arguing about what a diner is, remembering the unimportant,
wearing long sleeves, thinking about bargaining, skipping dessert,
finding good ways to find things, making cliches, stubbing my toes,
accidents involving warm water, making my own shoelaces,
popularizing using some rope as a belt, lying about sports scores,
treading water when no one is looking.
The first things people usually notice about me
How I'm not bilingual, my displeasure with elevators, my affinity
for apples with crunchy peanut butter, how
tall I'm not, the frequency that I pay attention
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Here are some books that you should read because Stone Cold said
so:
Ulysses, Gravity's Rainbow, Working: People Talk About What They Do All Day and How They Feel About What They Do, Brothers Karamazov, The Satanic Verses, Catch-22
Movies are mostly dumb but I like Spinal Tap, anything P.T. Anderson does, Wet Hot American Summer, two out of three Godfather movies, and that documentary about guys playing Donkey Kong.
Music is the best thing in the world so here is a small list:
Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, Electric President, Oh No! Oh My!, The Microphones/Mt. Eerie, Murder by Death
Food is lame and I hate it.
Ulysses, Gravity's Rainbow, Working: People Talk About What They Do All Day and How They Feel About What They Do, Brothers Karamazov, The Satanic Verses, Catch-22
Movies are mostly dumb but I like Spinal Tap, anything P.T. Anderson does, Wet Hot American Summer, two out of three Godfather movies, and that documentary about guys playing Donkey Kong.
Music is the best thing in the world so here is a small list:
Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, Electric President, Oh No! Oh My!, The Microphones/Mt. Eerie, Murder by Death
Food is lame and I hate it.
The six things I could never do without
1. A firm grip
2. When cats sit like people
3. The song Camptown Races
4. Vandalized Wikipedia articles
5. High values, low prices
6. My ability to only list 5 things
2. When cats sit like people
3. The song Camptown Races
4. Vandalized Wikipedia articles
5. High values, low prices
6. My ability to only list 5 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can get over there from over here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Forgetting how to read and then building two spaceships (so I can
decide which one I don't want to take into space.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
When I was sixteen, I was younger than I am right now.
You should message me if
You like to make sandcastles where there are no sandcastles.
You like to reach for things on a high shelf.
You misspell common phrases for fun, and for profit.
You like when people read messages that you write.
You can hum better that most others.
You were never a baby.
You vaguely know how to make coffee.
You call albums 'records,' but aren't proud of that fact.
You have a stamp collection, but you don't really like to talk about it.
You found a way to talk in the fourth person.
You know how to tie a bow-tie.
You don't think potato salad should be considered a salad.
You like to reach for things on a high shelf.
You misspell common phrases for fun, and for profit.
You like when people read messages that you write.
You can hum better that most others.
You were never a baby.
You vaguely know how to make coffee.
You call albums 'records,' but aren't proud of that fact.
You have a stamp collection, but you don't really like to talk about it.
You found a way to talk in the fourth person.
You know how to tie a bow-tie.
You don't think potato salad should be considered a salad.
