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DrSimian

42 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just an average guy. I'm attractive in some ways, average in others, and I'm sure I have some repulsive aspects (but I don't really know what THOSE are. But then, I'm sure I don't really want to know.) I'm overweight, but I have nice eyes. I'm smart, but unambitious. I'm honest, but hard to pin down. I'm a great friend, but I'm very much a natural loner. I believe the best of everyone (at first), but I believe the worst about myself. I'm supportive, but I secretly feel unappreciated. I like kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one. I'm your average stew of contradictions.

Take what you will from that.

Or have some ice cream. Or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not enough. Not nearly enough. Also, looking for work. (Yes, I know, that REALLY adds to my "catch" factor.)

Update: Found work. Now, I'm just trying to nail down a schedule, so's I can get back to doing what I love.

Newer update: Still have work, but looking for BETTER work. Aren't we all...

You know what? When I figure it out, I'll throw a party.

Latest update: That's four decades done. Now for four more...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being patient. Not breaking character. Thinking on my feet. Massage. Pointless conversation. Conversation with a point. Pointing at things. Laughing at myself. Laughing at and with others. Being upfront, even if it's to my detriment.

Oh, and bracketing words to increase my profile percentage .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My size. Let's be honest, I'm overweight, and that's what people notice first, whether they want to or not. After that, it's probably my bemused expression. Also, my eyebrows seem to get their share of attention.
One other thing: I am six feet and one half inches tall. I don't understand why men would want to add height to their description. This is a dating site; the whole purpose is ostensibly to get together. Why lie about something so obvious? Hell, why lie at all?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy many different genres and types of books.

The same goes for movies.

I'd say that the only types of music that am not a fan of are really hard core rap/hip hop, and modern country.

As you can probably surmise, I am a fan of food.

This section is really pointless, as these topics are really best discovered during actual, honest-to-goodness, face-to-face conversation. Heresy, I know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Never?

Humor. Freedom. Mobility. Honesty. Motivation. Release.

Vague enough for you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Breaking old habits and looking at the world with new perspectives and positivity.

And then I remember "Oh, yeah. I live in the real world, with real world problems and obligations."

But then I think of sex, and that pretty much trumps every other thought that most humans have. And to be honest, it's been a while. Bummer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing.

Update 9/09: I'm not currently performing, but I may be working. I don't know. The schedule bounces around...

Update 6/10: Still not performing, but looking into changing that.

Update 9/10: Performing soon. Mystery and murder.

Update 12/10: Performing cancelled due to venue closing doors permanently. Lovely economy we're havin'....

Update 7/11: Performing. In Folsom. With a silly accent.

Update 3/12: Sitting at home. Staring at the wall. Wanting ice cream. Not getting it.
Okay, I do get it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Being the internet, I'll say this: I can grow facial hair at an ALARMING rate. Oooh, steamy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wish to shower me with money, shower me with praise, or just shower with me.
Oh, and I enjoy meeting folks of all types. It's all good.