I'm just an average guy. I'm attractive in some ways, average in
others, and I'm sure I have some repulsive aspects (but I don't
really know what THOSE are. But then, I'm sure I don't really want
to know.) I'm overweight, but I have nice eyes. I'm smart, but
unambitious. I'm honest, but hard to pin down. I'm a great friend,
but I'm very much a natural loner. I believe the best of everyone
(at first), but I believe the worst about myself. I'm supportive,
but I secretly feel unappreciated. I like kids, but I couldn't eat
a whole one. I'm your average stew of contradictions.
Take what you will from that.
Or have some ice cream. Or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Not enough. Not nearly enough.
Update: I recently moved up to Alaska from California to both take
care of family, and to recuperate.
I’m really good at
Being patient. Not breaking character. Thinking on my feet.
Massage. Pointless conversation. Conversation with a point.
Pointing at things. Laughing at myself. Laughing at and with
others. Being upfront, even if it's to my detriment.
Oh, and bracketing words to increase my
The first things people usually notice about me
My size. Let's be honest, I'm overweight, and that's what people
notice first, whether they want to or not. After that, it's
probably my bemused expression. Also, my eyebrows seem to get their
share of attention.
One other thing: I am six feet and one half inches tall. I don't
understand why men would want to add height to their description.
This is a dating site; the whole purpose is ostensibly to get
together. Why lie about something so obvious? Hell, why lie at all?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy many different genres and types of books.
The same goes for movies.
I'd say that the only types of music that am not a fan of are
really hard core rap/hip hop, and modern country.
As you can probably surmise, I am a fan of food.
This section is really pointless, as these topics are really best
discovered during actual, honest-to-goodness, face-to-face
conversation. Heresy, I know.
The six things I could never do without
Humor. Freedom. Mobility. Honesty. Motivation. Release.
Vague enough for you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Breaking old habits and looking at the world with new perspectives
And then I remember "Oh, yeah. I live in the real world, with real
world problems and obligations."
But then I think of sex, and that pretty much trumps every other
thought that most humans have. And to be honest, it's been a while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Update 9/09: I'm not currently performing, but I may be working. I
don't know. The schedule bounces around...
Update 6/10: Still not performing, but looking into changing
Update 9/10: Performing soon. Mystery and murder.
Update 12/10: Performing cancelled due to venue closing doors
permanently. Lovely economy we're havin'....
Update 7/11: Performing. In Folsom. With a silly accent.
Update 3/12: Sitting at home. Staring at the wall. Wanting ice
cream. Not getting it.
Okay, I do get it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Being the internet, I'll say this: I can grow facial hair at an
ALARMING rate. Oooh, steamy.
You should message me if
You wish to shower me with money, shower me with praise, or just
shower with me.
Oh, and I enjoy meeting folks of all types. It's all good.