I'm just an average guy. I'm attractive in some ways, average in
others, and I'm sure I have some repulsive aspects (but I don't
really know what THOSE are. But then, I'm sure I don't really want
to know.) I'm overweight, but I have nice eyes. I'm smart, but
unambitious. I'm honest, but hard to pin down. I'm a great friend,
but I'm very much a natural loner. I believe the best of everyone
(at first), but I believe the worst about myself. I'm supportive,
but I secretly feel unappreciated. I like kids, but I couldn't eat
a whole one. I'm your average stew of contradictions.
Take what you will from that.
Or have some ice cream. Or not.