I am Satan incarnate! Eh, maybe that is a bit over dramatic. I'm
different. I have a dashing personality and an overwhelming sense
of just how awesome I am. Clever, sarcasm, intelligence with a dash
of luke warm sugar water and a pinch of habanero pepper, these are
some of the things I'm made from. FYI yes my picture is supposed to
look Douchey! That was the point!
Or you can use this one instead!
"Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky
Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse!
Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky
waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the
savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a
splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect
your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab!
Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky
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to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
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What I’m doing with my life
Well I've been in the military for a couple years now and I'm
currently in college for Climatology/Geography because I LOVE
weather and all that jazz but I don't want to be a meteorologist, I
want to deal with climates on a high scale! I thought about minor
in Astrology because space is one of my favorite things to study.
There is nothing like drinking some alcohol with friends and just
talkin about the stars and everything above. Oh yeah and I work
full time, like a cool guy does.
I’m really good at
Staring straight at the sun and not going blind. Fighting off
Demons, Vampires, Zombies and other creatures. REALLY good at drunk
texting. In my younger years I fancied singing for local bands, so
I'm pretty good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really not a doctor. I in no way resemble The Elephant Man or
The Toxic Avenger. I have a pretty good smile and I talk fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Coheed and Cambria, Manchester Orchestra, Right Away, Great
Captain! Boys like Girls, Boys Night Out, Thursday, Taking Back
Sunday, The Postal Service, Senses Fail, Everclear...and many
Books: The Dark Tower, Game of Thrones, House of Leaves, The
Talisman and The Black House. Just to name a few.
Movies: A lot
Shows: Firefly, Supernatural, Justified, The Walking Dead, Breaking
Bad. I'm not really big on TV so I mainly stick to those shows!
The six things I could never do without
1. My group of close knit friends
2. Bats, because I hate Mosquitoes so damn much
3. My cats.
4. My eyesight although I'm pretty sure I'd make a good Daredevil.
Like 97.2% sure I would
5. Books and or Knowledge
6. Mexican food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it so damn hot, when I have to work next because I always
forget. What is eating Gilbert Grape.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe my house to be haunted and sometimes I sleep under the
blankets so ghosts can't get me.
You should message me if
You want to have an hour long conversation on why Firefly shouldn't
have been cancelled.
You will bring me a couple Cool Ranch Tacos. Seriously, I'm always
I'll pretty much talk to anyone. Just say something off the wall!