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Dr_Bathroom
27 / M / straight / Single
Harrisonburg, Virginia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White, Undeclared
- Height
- 8' 4" (2.55m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- —
- Drinks
- —
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Medicine / Health
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am hungry, dangerous, and rampaging.
My Self-Summary
I am into extreme bathing and usernames
like poop_clown.
I hate Ben
Stiller
Graduated from James Madison University in Pychology with a concentration in Spelling (ah, I made a funny), and Cultural Anthropology.
You should know I would prefer a good book by a dumb friend than a bad book by a stupid bear.
Graduated from James Madison University in Pychology with a concentration in Spelling (ah, I made a funny), and Cultural Anthropology.
You should know I would prefer a good book by a dumb friend than a bad book by a stupid bear.
What I’m doing with my life
I'd like to be meeting you. Unless you disqualify.
I’m really good at
Smashing! Following people. Hammers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Disaster! I am 12 stories tall and made of radiation.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: House of Leaves, Hannibal, A Good and Happy Child, A
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Movies: Natural Born Killers, Silence of the Lambs, Gummo, Fight Club, A Scanner Darkly, Seven, Choke, The Dark Knight, The Sloppy Knight, The Truck Fuckers
Music: Uhhhh Tool. Are there other bands?
Food: YES
Movies: Natural Born Killers, Silence of the Lambs, Gummo, Fight Club, A Scanner Darkly, Seven, Choke, The Dark Knight, The Sloppy Knight, The Truck Fuckers
Music: Uhhhh Tool. Are there other bands?
Food: YES
The six things I could never do without
Brains
My charming stuff
The IPOD
My Frienamily (Friends/Family)
the fifth thing
the 6th thing
My charming stuff
The IPOD
My Frienamily (Friends/Family)
the fifth thing
the 6th thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ladies. Women. Holding office.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shouting. Digging. Borrowing money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Behavioral math: personality x face = sex
You should message me if
I'd rather let you know who shouldn't message me. If you're bitter,
moody, snappy, stuck-in-the-negative, bitchy, rude (like not the
funny kind), and or generally unpleasant then please do not message
me. If the boyfriend in your last relationship had to ask you
permission to do things - like "hey am I allowed to eat that" or
"would it be all right if tonight you didn't yell at me in public",
etc. - then maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch and no I don't want
you to contact me. I want you to get the proper behavioral
healthcare that you need and that is only available in better
countries like Denmark or Mars.
