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Dr_Gonzo25

25 Bethesda, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My Profile like myself is always a work that is under construction.
I am:
Easily amused but never a simpleton.
Eclectic
Endomorph
Ambivert
Giver
All about some good road-craft.

3 Phrases that have helped shape my worldview:

Have a good time, all the time.

Be prepared.

No hesitation, no remorse.

Everybody I meet gets 100% pure unadulterated me, which can be intense for some, but that's just who I am.

I never use spell check, I will always go back and try to correctly spell any individual word that I may misspell.

You will find me in my natural habitat in full regalia, surrounded by close friends(both new and old), with flashing lights, and loud beats.

I like to hike, bike, dance, cook, play outside, work out, play video games, read, watch movies, and have an all around awesome time. I'm actually one of the friendliest, most awesome people that you haven't met yet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. Working hard, playing hard. Attempting to motivate and inspire greatness. Writing, reading, creating and learning all I can from our beautiful existence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Observation, public speaking/communication, reading, having fun, helping others, motivating others, thinking outside the box(I never quite understood why there was a box in the first place, spelling things, being a good friend, providing interesting perspectives.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue eyes or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I've read a lot and continue to read voraciously thanks to my kindle. Anything by Kurt Vonnegut or Chuck Palahnuik or Hunter S. Thompson. A clockwork orange, Enders game & Speaker for the Dead, Catch-22, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series, 1984, His Dark Materials, The Dark Tower, Harry Potter, The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ, The Song of Solomon, The Sandman Series, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, Lovecraft, Cormac Mccarthy, William Gibson, The Worm Ouroboros, The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes. Seriously, reading is the shit, more people should do it more often.

Movies: Sci fi, action, comedy, horror, suspense, thriller, western, drama, film noir, documentaries, animated movies(love me some Miyazaki), kids movies. I will watch anything and I've seen a lot. Top 3 movies that I could watch at any time: The Boondock Saints, Wall-E, The Big Lebowski.

TV: South Park, Family Guy, Archer, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Planet Earth. I don't watch a lot of TV, usually I only use television to watch sports, football, hockey and baseball specifically, but I enjoy just about any good sporting competition.

Music: I have been on a huge EDM kick(Armin Van Buuren, Bassnectar, Pretty Lights) for the past few years but that doesn't mean that I don't appreciate music from other genres. My musical tastes are pretty eclectic. I will listen to just about anything decent that isn't country. I can always get down with some good hip hop(big-L, Zion I) classic rock(led zeppelin, ac/dc, pink floyd, hendrix), always down with some good jazz or classical music, love me some Bob Marley and other good reggae, my go to's back in the day were the Smashing Pumpkins and Rage Against the Machine. I love the Beatles. I can get down with all sorts of other out there music too. Shpongle, Beats Antique, Outback. Anything with a good beat that I can dance to.

Food: Thai, Indian, Greek, Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, fried foods, fruits, fresh veggies. Anything really! Especially if it's spicy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My spine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seriously, what the fuck is a "typical Friday night"? I could be doing any of the following on any given Friday night. Out at a bar, at a concert, dancing, at a friend's house, playing card/board games, watching a sporting event, sleeping, reading or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The Orca is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your understanding of human relationships includes the realization that we are all brilliant, wonderful, infinite beings of light, matter and love that are all hurtling through the universe at intense speeds, and that sometimes we come into contact with other brilliant wonderful infinite beings of light, matter and love. Sometimes in these meetings we will bounce off one another and go our separate ways, sometimes we'll click and travel together in certain directions. Sometimes we'll meet, bounce off, come back together, share some space, and then bounce off until next time.

You can surprise me. Anybody who can immediately intrigue me is someone I'll try to get to know.

You take care of yourself. We only get one life to live, only one body to inhabit and only one chance to enjoy the joyous and wonderful experience of being alive. This includes both physical and spiritual care of one's self.

You're on the level.

This may sound odd, but if you've ever had a major injury or surgery I'd love to have a chat.

You agree that Dark Souls is probably one of the best video games ever.

You're a pogonophile.