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22 M Olympia, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Well, my name is Sam. I'm not actually not a doctor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, working, figuring out what im gonna do after graduating.
Writing short stories/scripts that I plan to expose to the world some day. Sometimes recording music with my roommate.
Being a badass at bouldering. Mostly because I want to get into urban exploration, partially because I wanna be Altair.
Im also going to germany this summer after i graduate, and im not exactly sure when ill be back. So, my plan is to meet people and have some interesting experiences before i leave
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singin the blues, drumming and making up stories about your life.
Making people laugh, communicating with animals, exploring.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You can probably hear me laughing from a great distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a big fan of impromptu cookouts.
I'll read the shit out of anything sci-fi. Just finished 2001: a space odyssey, and good lord its so much better than the movie. Also, chuck palahniuk is a hero.
Broken bells, Bonobo, Explosions in the Sky, Glitch Mob, Little People, Pretty Lights, Fitz & The Tantrums, The Heavy, Atmosphere, and the old gods of classic rock.
And one of my favorite pasttimes is gettin drunk with a shitty action movie and some friends
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Netflix
2. A notebook of some kind
3. Accessible escape routes
4. Good beer
5. Friends/family/other significant living beings
6. Positive mental motherfucking attitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social dynamics
Space. Because it's fucking dope.
My distant future
The impending threat/awesome possibility of a zombie apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, drinking, dancing like a white guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a cape that i wear when im feeling awesome, and have plans for a spoken-word show based off the works of lil b.
You should message me if
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You want to be a mercenary glitterbomber with me