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Dr_Zaius_taco

41 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

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This is about as close to smiling at an inanimate object as I can muster. IRL it's a little easier.

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Very serious business, indeed.

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Me hanging out of a window looking like I've eaten a lemon.

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Taking yr own picture is harder than I'd heard it was.