How you doin'?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I'll be more than happy to let you have your halo back in the morning. For now, let's just focus on my horn.
These are all lines that I haven't dared to try in real life. Getting slapped in the face hurts.
Well, if you are still reading this, then maybe there is hope for me still. I am really just looking for someone that I can hang out with and get to know to start off with. I have spent the majority of my adult life with the same woman, and I am now looking for someone that I can spend some time with outside of the house and inside. Would you like take in the occasional movie, have a nice dinner out with friends, or go for a walk. Would you also like to cuddle up on the couch or in bed on those cold winter mornings/days/nights, maybe watch a movie or read a great book in front of a roaring fire? If we find that we really, truly enjoy each other's company, then maybe a friendship could blossom into something more.
I am not the most handsome man in the world, but I have been told recently that I am pretty “good looking” and my personality does help make up the difference. I tend to have a pretty dry and sarcastic sense of humor, but love to laugh, even though I haven’t done much of that lately. I do have a little extra in my mid-section, but am working hard to alleviate that situation. I recently started martial arts and running again. I love Basketball (watching and playing) and want to get back into hiking. I have recently lost 20 lbs of my 30 lbs goal. Would you be willing to introduce me to some of your favorite activities or join me for some of mine? I am looking for someone currently in good shape (doesn’t have to be perfect), or is actively looking to improve like I am. I don’t mean to offend, but the majority of my marriage was spent with a heavier woman, and I am not looking for a repeat.
I love hanging out with my kids. They are my world. A few years ago my wife had me “fixed” and I am not sure if I could have more kids or not at this point. I really don’t want a wonderful woman to miss out on having babies, so if you have kids of your own, then you get a few extra points in my book.
I am a really great guy. I have a stable job that I truly enjoy. I don't smoke and can barely tolerate the smell of someone who does. I don’t do drugs, but have friends that are 420 and that doesn’t bother me so much, as long as it isn’t an “every day I gotta get wasted” type of scenario. I do have the occasional beer or glass of wine, but I never get drunk. I find that sometimes I have enough trouble keeping my evil thoughts to myself, and alcohol tends to release those inner demons and I don't really like being punched in the face.
If you are still reading this, I am shocked and amazed, and I would love to chat and get to know you. Hopefully you also have a great sense of humor, can carry on a conversation, and have at least one ambition in life. If you are interested in meeting me and have a great story, then I would love to hear it over a Chocolate Shake, a slice of pizza, a hot fudge sundae, or a walk in the park or through the mall.