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27 Missoula, MT Man


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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 15
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'am a stranger to the outsider, a good friend to the insider an instigator to the procrastinator, but mostly a stranger in a strange land casually observing and taking notes. I'm currently employed as a modern day snake oil salesman, I sell petroleum and sugar coated poison to the townsfolk in the wee hours of the morning. sometimes it's not as fun as it sounds, but the stories are great.
What I’m doing with my life
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Other the training to be a ultimate ninja, in my spare time I plot my quest for world domination. I don't go to college, but I'm currently studying psychology, sociology, criminology, comedy, bujinkan ninjitsu, slight of hand magic, and all sorts of strange occult and religious stuffs. It's all in my pursuit of truth....... I have a no stone left unturned policy........ I am a seeker of truth and wisdom where ever it lies. I observe the unnoticed, notice the obscure. I'm not your average boy or manchild you typically see having all the fun. I'm rather....... Exotic, I work more than any human should and I take my responsibilities as an adult very seriously. I may have a drink sometimes, but seldomly do I ever drink to get drunk. If you catch me downtown, more often than not I'll have a fancy latte.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sneaking, Disguises, Infiltration, Shooting, Singing, Poetry, Cooking, Biking, billards, kayaking, trolling and my job........
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dashing personality and stunning good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The entire dark tower series by Stephen King, Ninpo Wisdom For Life by Massaki Hatsumi. Absolutely anything by Terry Pratchett and Chuck Palahniuk.
My favorite movies are The new robin hood, the princess bride, mad max, water world, 28 days later.....well just about any zombie movie, fight club, super troopers, shoguns assassin, repoman, repomen, alice in wonderland, seven, it, the mist, inception, star dust plus many more.
my favorite shows are Dexter, supernatural, Lost, Oz, Berserk, Outlaw star, Cowboy Bepop, doctor who and Falling skies.
The Music I'm into varies. I like Nine inch nails, Orgy, slipknot, stone sour, down the sun, dommin, ohgr, lamb of god, all that remains, korn, rob zombie, white zombie, opiate for the masses, trentmoller, rammstein, my life with the thrill kill kult, american head charge, bile, dopestars inc, god head, gravity kills, it dies today, K.M.F.D.M., M.D.F.M.K., The misfits, papa roach, tool, a perfect circle, puscifer,sister machine gun, tv on the radio, vast, 10 years, the black keys, karl sanders, pretty lights, massive attack, rough math, the glitch mob, muse, kasket club,massive attack,ghostland observatory and a lot of other bands.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Zune that I have named Black 13 (points if you get the reference)
2. Knife
3. lighter
4. shoes
5. rope
6. Bubble gum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
reality and ways to bend it, modern morality and how to fix it. Disappointment and how to avoid it. But mostly I'm thinking of my next witty come back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not at work, I'm at play. After all....... All work and no play makes Anthony a very dull, yet wealthy boy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I come with a warning label, on the bright side I do magic tricks. Oh and I'm allergic to bullets.
You should message me if
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You're interested in meeting an old-fashioned, modern day gentleman with questionable intentions.