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AaassYouuWiiish

32 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Rather than giving you the standard "I'm X from Y and I love travel and here's my picture of me at Macchu Picchu!", I thought I'd try another angle.

I collect original theatrical release movie posters, among other movie memorabilia.

Right now, I have four posters framed on my bedroom wall, each that can tell you a little about me.

Dirty Dancing
The one closest to my heart. Patrick Swayze is my hero in this movie. Social dancing is my number one hobby (I go out almost every night of the week), When you have a good partner, a strong connection, and let the music dissolve two people into one, there's really no other feeling like it. I perform and compete in salsa, argentine tango, and bachata, and regularly dance blues, zouk, kizomba, west coast swing, waltz, foxtrot, merengue, cha cha, texas two step, contra, line dancing (hell yeah Cotton Eyed Joe!). Part of me wants to run away to Argentina to be a tango singer and dancer.

One of the biggest items on my bucket list is to perform the routine from the movie, complete with the lift. That lift is how I motivate myself to get to the gym 4-5 times per week, I not-so-secretly keep track of my weightlifts under the codename "operationdirtydancing."

Raiders of the Lost Ark
I love adventuring, seeing new places, trying new things! I'm probably on some watchlist for visiting countries like Cuba and Myanmar - the latter where I did probably my most Indiana Jones-esque thing, ballooning over the temples in Bagan. Or maybe it would be when I was caving in Israel, exploring the pitch black caves where people hid from the Romans way back when. I am so incredibly jealous of that blogger that just finished visiting every country in the world. Anyone want to go on the Amazing Race?

Star Wars
I can channel Patrick Swayze one minute and Stephen Hawking the next. I am DEFINITELY a bit of a nerd. I LOVE, LOVE science, math, philosophy; one of my favorite past times is playing board games. I can quote almost the entirety of the Princess Bride and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I came SO close to getting on Who Wants to be a Millionaire a few years ago...just missed one question! Stupid Wonderbread balloons :(

Moulin Rouge
In many areas of life I am a realist - I have a good job that I enjoy, I'm one of those practical guys that knows his credit score and follows current events, and am under no delusions that there aren't a lot of things wrong with the world.

But I am a romantic at heart, and cynics need not apply! If we go out, at some point I will likely bring out my guitar and sing to you, I will plan a picnic in the middle of nowhere, I will surprise you on a friday afternoon with a weekend away, I will write you a poem, I will cook you dinner at home and ask you to dance with me on my balcony. I know that the Disney story we were told growing up isn't real, but I want to be part of a couple that makes people think, even if just for a moment, that you know, maybe there is some truth to that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Things I have been: Godzilla; kindergarten teacher; community service day organizer; dance dance revolution champion; economist; math tutor.

Now-daytime: I moved to DC for grad school after spending a year living in Italy, and afterwards joined a mysterious private-sector intelligence firm. My family is convinced I'm working for one or more of the Masons, Illuminati, and/or Stonecutters.

In the evenings, learning every social dance out there! A week for me might look like - Monday night, salsa, Tuesday night - swing, Wednesday night Zouk, Thursday night tango, weekend - is there a dance festival in town? Or out of town - I'm about to go to New York for a salsa festival.

I'm also recently starting to look into fusion dancing - blending dance styles to non-traditional music. (think about blending a tango and bachata to an R&B song!). I daydream about being one half of the modern version of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers - so if you're a Neo-Rogers looking for your Neo-Astaire, let's talk!

I've also done various forms of martial arts (aikido/krav maga mostly) for most of my life - it's basically just like dancing, except instead of protecting your partner, you punch them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being concise apparently, this thing is getting way too long!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently that I am a tour guide (I'm not). I get asked for directions everywhere. I think it's the glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Firefly

Reading: Where the Red Fern Grows (dog books get me), The Giver, Mountains Beyond Mountains, Atlantic Monthly, The Economist, Calvin and Hobbes

Movies: Gladiator, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Princess Bride, Up

Music: tango, salsa, bachata, classic rock, mo-town, zouk, swing, hip hop, blues, lyrical, opera, electronic, really the only question is can I dance to it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen (aren't I original taking this literally!!??)

Sarcastic people
Empathetic people
Someone to listen to
Someone to joke with
A place to dance
My FAFAFAF (My F**king Awesome Friends and Family...and Fajitas)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the world is how it is. Why people are as they are. How can we improve things. Wondering if am I earning my time here.

Also, we have sesame seeds, but what the heck is a sesame?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Some recent Fridays: jazz bar, salsa dance, west coast swing dancing, milonga (tango), contra dance, National Theater, shabbat dinner (more social than religious for me), Disneyland, house party, watching a movie with some friends, cooking a big meal for a bunch of friends then playing Rock Band and Mario Kart on my old school, still functioning, Nintendo 64.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not so private: I fully believe chivalry and romance are not dead. Learning tango I was taught "you are the frame. she is the painting." I am completely behind the feminist movement, but also believe that statement at a deep level. That said, I love intelligent, strong, independent women who can challenge me and push me - but if you'll get offended by me opening a door, or offering my jacket, or other such gestures, we won't work.

Rather private: I was extremely skinny for most of my life. Dance, especially my desire to work with aerials/lifts, has gotten me into shape recently (though I still want to get better!) - to the point that I was really tempted to do a bathroom selfie on here. Anyone who has ever struggled with body image will understand that desire (hey, we're proud!). But it still is tacky, so I didn't. Plus, on the one in a billion chance I ever run for office, might not be the best idea! But I did think about it...shhhhh!
You should message me if
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you've ever daydreamed about being in the final scene in Dirty Dancing