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DreadPirateRob2

33 Sacramento, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My sn is from Princess Bride in case you were wondering.

I enjoy spending time with friends, sarcasm, traveling, photography and blah blah blah. Probably the same stuff you're into.

I'm at a point in my life where I'm very happy. I've got a great group of friends and we have a lot of fun. My weekend are always packed with adventures. One day I could be sleeping out under the stars, hiking trails, and climbing rocks to attending fancy dinner parties, music shows, or going to some fun theme party. I've got a long list of things I want to do some of which involves traveling abroad others are more physically challenging like hiking Mt. Shasta.

I like to be active in my life. Climbing, hiking, working out, you know that sort of thing. I need to practice running more but I always get this burning sensation in my chest. Is...is that normal? I'm being sarcastic.

When I walk down the street I actively avoid stepping on bugs and have been known to brake hard to avoid small suicidal animals (I guess you could say I'm kind).

I'm a 'yes' man and I like it.
"Want to go to SF at 2am?" "Hell yeah."
"Let's wake up at 5am and go hiking and watch the sunrise." "I'm in."
"Dude, let's go sky diving." "F*CK NO! Why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"
Ok so maybe I'm not a yes man entirely but I'm game for most things.

As you can tell I lack a certain amount of gravitas, but that's because I give approximately zero f*cks.

There is much more to me but this is just a summary and nothing I say in here could compare to me in real life. I'd like to think I'm much better in person but I feel like I'd be bragging and I hate bragging.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend a lot of my days at work driving around on boats at high speeds through the Bay and Delta, occasionally saving some wildlife species and, collecting water samples and data. Sometimes I do overnight trips to the Bay. It's all quite terrible really (heh). The other part of my time is spent in the office; sometimes it's really exciting.

I've become addicted to indoor rock climbing. I love it for many reasons. It's a good workout, I feel accomplished when I overcome a tough climb, it's cathartic and I fight my fear of heights/falling. To me it's perfect.

I'm constantly learning and growing as a person as I try to be the best version of myself as possible. To that end I will always hunger to learn more about the world. Which is one of the reasons I'm going for a masters degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Cooking a mean chili!
-Remembering random dates with exact detail
-Wrestling dinosaurs
-Walking into objects
-Photobombing
-Toasting the perfect marshmallow even though I don't eat s'mores. I know I'm a monster.
-Noticing minute details
-Etiquette (weren't expecting that were you?)
-Not realizing when someone is flirting with me. It leads to some awkward and sometimes hilarious situations.
-Sarcasm, witty banter, random tangents and segues
-Being flexible (no not physically, but mentally) there are few absolutes in life when it comes to me. Very few things are black and white.

One thing I won't bend on though is LGBT rights. If you're not cool with them having equal rights please move along.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People always comment that I look like I'm in my early 20s. Gotta love those Asian genes.

People have also commented on my smile a lot. Which I think is total bullsh*t but someone suggested I put it in here.

Actual me is funnier than Internet me. Damn Internets.

I have a bit of a Pirate Mouth but I can control it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh time to list things! I like lists.
Books: Harry Potter, Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, political books, David Sedaris, Catch-22, Douglas Adams, The Entire Predicament, books that blend a bit of history with fiction (ex. Angels and Demons), and lots of other fiction and non-fiction books. I have a long queue of books I need to read.

Movies: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, LotR, anything Christopher Nolan, and so many more.

Shows: The Wire, Arrested Development, Venture Bros, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show (and Colbert Report), Top Gear (UK only), Lost, Battlestar and a few more. I don't watch that much TV I'd rather do other things. Can't believe I forgot Firefly. What's wrong with me? Don't answer that.

Wow this is a long section...

Music: Pretty much open to most styles (not a big fan of gangsta rap) but I tend to lean more towards Rock. Whether it's heavy metal or indie I like most things in this genre. I like Muse, Daft Punk, Flogging Molly, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Dusty Brown, Massive Attack, Portishead, TV on the radio, Red Hot Chili Peppers, MGMT, Does it Offend You? Yeah, Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins, David and the Citizens, The XX, Death Cab, Postal Service, Nine Inch Nails, The Killers, Prodigy, VNV Nation, Florence and the Machine and Queen. This list is by no means the end. I could go on for days about bands I like and even then I might never reach the end.

Food: My philosophy is I eat to live not live to eat. But however I can often be seen eating in my natural habitat. I eat healthy and avoid things like fast food and trans fats. I love trying new foods and experiment with cooking. I also like trying hole in the wall restaurants over big chains. My favorite foods are Pizza and Sushi!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet, music, friends, food, water, and I guess oxygen...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Life, the universe, and everything.
-How to survive the zombie apocalypse.
-Your mom.
-Photography.
-Where I going to be in 5 years.
- My next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring midtown with friends, climbing, playing board games or just hanging out with close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might have shed a tear during the first five minutes of Up. Hey, I'm only human.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can dish it out and take it.
You aren't so serious all the time.
We share some similar interests/values.
You have integrity, are honest, sarcastic, sassy, witty and quirky.
You like getting high on rocks (rock climbing not drugs, ya junkie. Not that I care if you do drugs. Unless it's like meth, PCP, or heroin).
If you like adventures!