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DreadPirateRob2

32 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I enjoy spending time with friends, sarcasm, traveling, photography and blah blah blah. Probably the same stuff you're into.

Even though my parents separated when I was very young they still instilled in me a strong moral and ethical foundation and it's helped shaped the man I am today. Treat others how you wish to be treated. So ethics and integrity are very important to me.

I like to be active in my life. Climbing, hiking, working out, you know that sort of thing. I need to practice running more but I always get this burning sensation in my chest. Is...is that normal? I'm being sarcastic.

When I walk down the street I actively avoid stepping on bugs and have been known to brake hard to avoid small suicidal animals (I guess you could say I'm kind).

I'm a 'yes' man and I like it.
"Want to go to SF at 2am?" "Hell yeah."
"Let's wake up at 5am and go hiking and watch the sunrise." "I'm in."
"Dude, let's go sky diving." "F*CK NO! Why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"
Ok so maybe I'm not a yes man entirely but I'm game for most things.

As you can tell I lack a certain amount of gravitas, but that's because I give approximately zero f*cks.

There is much more to me but this is just a summary and nothing I say in here could compare to me in real life. I'd like to think I'm much better in person but I feel like I'd be bragging and I hate bragging.
What I’m doing with my life
Working 2 jobs as I go back to school to study field ecology and photography (one is my new career path the other a hobby). I decided to switch careers because my B.S. (aptly named) degree in Uselessness has been SOOOO helpful. /end sarcasm

Seriously though, field ecology has really awoken something within me. I'm very excited about the future and all the possibilities. Also I decided to pursue my masters and am currently grinding out classes in pursuit of that goal.

I've become addicted to indoor rock climbing. I love it for many reasons. It's a good workout, I feel accomplished when I overcome a tough climb, it's cathartic and I fight my fear of heights/falling. To me it's perfect.

I'm constantly learning and growing as a person as I try to be the best version of myself as possible. To that end I will always hunger to learn more about the world.
I’m really good at
-Cooking a mean chili!
-Remembering random dates with exact detail
-Wrestling dinosaurs
-Walking into objects
-Photobombing
-Noticing minute details
-Etiquette (weren't expecting that were you?)
-Not realizing when someone is flirting with me. It leads to some awkward and sometimes hilarious situations.
-Sarcasm, witty banter, random tangents and segues
-Being flexible (no not physically, but mentally) there are few absolutes in life when it comes to me. Very few things are black and white.

One thing I won't bend on though is LGBT rights. If you're not cool with them having equal rights please move along.
The first things people usually notice about me
People always comment that I look like I'm in my early 20s. Gotta love those Asian genes.

People have also commented on my smile a lot. Which I think is total bullsh*t but someone suggested I put it in here.

Actual me is funnier than Internet me. Damn Internets.

I have a bit of a Pirate Mouth but I can control it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh time to list things! I like lists.
Books: Harry Potter, Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, political books, David Sedaris, Catch-22, Douglas Adams, The Entire Predicament, books that blend a bit of history with fiction (ex. Angels and Demons), and lots of other fiction and non-fiction books. I have a long queue of books I need to read.

Movies: I'm a huge fan of movies (Though I can only watch so many movies a week before I'm overloaded) so here are my top 5 movies (subject to change): Memento, Big Trouble in Little China, La Confidential, Fight Club and V for Vendetta.

Shows: The Wire, Arrested Development, Venture Bros, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show (and Colbert Report), Top Gear (UK only), Lost, Battlestar and a few more. I don't watch that much TV I'd rather do other things. Can't believe I forgot Firefly. What's wrong with me? Don't answer that.

Wow this is a long section...

Music: Pretty much open to most styles (not a big fan of gangsta rap) but I tend to lean more towards Rock. Whether it's heavy metal or indie I like most things in this genre. I like Muse, Daft Punk, Flogging Molly, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Dusty Brown, Massive Attack, Portishead, TV on the radio, Red Hot Chili Peppers, MGMT, Does it Offend You? Yeah, Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins, David and the Citizens, The XX, Death Cab, Postal Service, Nine Inch Nails, The Killers, Prodigy, VNV Nation, Florence and the Machine and Queen. This list is by no means the end. I could go on for days about bands I like and even then I might never reach the end.

Food: My philosophy is I eat to live not live to eat. But however I can often be seen eating in my natural habitat. I also love trying new foods and experiment with cooking. I also like trying hole in the wall restaurants over big chains. I try and stick to fresh foods and organics and avoid fast food/trans fat like the plague (but if you do I don't care). My favorite foods are Pizza and Sushi!
The six things I could never do without
The Internet, music, friends, food, water, and I guess oxygen...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Life, the universe, and everything.
-The fact that there are so many awesome and interesting people out in the world and how I can only interact with the ones near me.
-How to survive the zombie apocalypse.
-Your mom.
-Photography.
-Where I going to be in 5 years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring midtown with friends, climbing, playing board games or just hanging out with close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a little bit nerdy. So apparently this is a common thing on here so here's a few more.

I get really nervous when I'm swimming or in a small boat (canoe) over a large body of water and I can't see the bottom. I just have this irrational fear that some big Loch Ness monster is going to swallow me up. Which is completely absurd because everyone knows Nessy lives in Scotland, not here. UPDATE: I've gone kayaking twice and it was awesome. Didn't even feel nervous at all.

Yeah I'm a dork too. So what.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can dish it out and take it.
You aren't so serious all the time.
We share some similar interests/values.
You have integrity, are honest, sarcastic, sassy, witty and quirky.
You like getting high on rocks (rock climbing not drugs, ya junkie. Not that I care if you do drugs. Unless it's like meth, PCP, or heroin).
If you like adventures!