Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy spending time with friends, sarcasm, traveling, photography
and blah blah blah. Probably the same stuff you're into. Oh and
hiking, because you know not many people are into that.
When I walk down the street I actively avoid stepping on bugs and
have been known to brake hard to avoid small suicidal animals (I
guess you could say I'm kind).
I'm a 'yes' man and I like it.
"Want to go to SF at 2am?" "Hell yeah."
"Let's wake up at 5am and go hiking and watch the sunrise." "I'm
"Dude, let's go sky diving." "F*CK NO! Why would I want to jump out
of a perfectly good airplane?"
Ok so maybe I'm not a yes man entirely but I'm game for most
As you can tell I lack a certain amount of gravitas, but that's
because I give approximately zero f*cks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working (boats, science and stuff) and being my own unique
snowflake; just like everyone else.
Also school (for fun and to further my career), climbing,
photography and a little bit of running. I get this odd burning
sensation in my chest wherever I run though. Is that normal? 😜
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Remembering random dates with exact detail
-Walking into objects
-Toasting the perfect marshmallow even though I don't eat s'mores.
I know, I'm a monster.
-Sarcasm, witty banter, random tangents and segues
-Being flexible (no not physically, but mentally) there are few
absolutes in life when it comes to me. Very few things are black
One thing I won't bend on though is LGBT rights. If you're not cool
with them having equal rights please move along.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"How old are you?"
"Bullsh*t. Let me see your ID. Oh wow you are 33."
"I know. Why would I pretend to be older?"
"What are you?"
"I'm a human being."
"No, I meant what ethnicity are you?"
"Probably should have asked that to begin with."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell (just found
out they're making a BBC tv series. Not gonna lie I'm kinda
excited), Song of Ice and Fire and anything written by David
Movies: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, LotR, anything by Christopher
Nolan, and of course the Princess Bride.
Shows: Archer, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, Top Gear (UK only),
Music: Pretty much open to most styles (not a big fan of gangsta
rap) but I tend to lean more towards rock.
Food: Love it! I eat it all the time.
Drinks: Craft beers and whiskey neat. Red wine on occasion. I play
this really fun drinking game where I read a book with a glass of
wine and I take a sip whenever I get thirsty. 😉
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet, music, friends, food, water, oxygen and my
camera...also disregarding the rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Life, the universe, and everything.
-How to survive the zombie apocalypse.
-Where I'm going to be in 5 years (I can't believe there was a typo
there for years. How come no one pointed this out to me? Does
anyone even read this?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything and sometimes everything. I could be sleeping out under
the stars, backpacking, climbing rocks, attending fancy dinner
parties, music shows, or going to some fun theme party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might have shed a tear during the first five minutes of Up. Hey,
I'm only human.
You should message me if
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