Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thank you Venkman for destroying my life. I should probably have
known better than to take a man who takes Thorazine to a date as a
I'd really like to have some sexing with interesting and
intelligent people. However I'd rather make amusing and cynical
remarks than be successful, employed, popular or celebrated.
I entirely belong to John Wick.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything I care about. Very few things pique my
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make them feel insecure.
They could pick up the occasional book and take control of their
lives, but it's probably safer to blame me for them feeling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?
Seriously though, I doubt we share much in common.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love. Optimism. My Daughter. My Partner. Light. Sunshine.
Is that all 6? I also like puppies and middle-aged women who have
no sense of self (I remain astonished as to how many people feel
that somehow the above doesn't apply to their particular brand of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should "feeling sorry for each other" and "consensual
sadomasochism" be added to the "Looking For" section of the browse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking after a child, making myself insensible through third party
chemistry or just collecting loathing into a giant bolus.
You should message me if
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You want to see John Wick. Again.
Who are you looking for?
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