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DreamWeaverGrey

39 Milton Keynes, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not monogamous, monoracial or monogender. Any relationship I have - all my partners know about. With that out the way, the most important people in my life are already well established. At the moment I'm looking purely for intelligent friends.

Looking for interesting conversation. Preferably local. Female equality is very important to me, the two most important people in my life are my wife and daughter.

At this point, I am as interested in meeting men as women, although since I'm a man, I already have a bajillion male acquaintances, so your baseline level of compatibility would have to be Matt. And I don't even like him that much (no offence Matt).

Preferably gamers/roleplayers/left wing extremists with a sense of humour.

I wear my ugly on the outside. You could argue that's simply because I ran out of storage space.

I can't deal with stupid people or the religious. If you can't discuss a point, then you can't be talked to. Everything is up for appraisal in my world of uncompromising cogitation.

But statistically speaking - frell you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not trying to kill and kill and kill and kill again!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying in touch with friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I scare them. And I do this whilst being white, male and heterosexual - remember how I underlined how irritating I was earlier? I was not joking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?

I read for pleasure - so no Umberto Eco here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spoilt bastard question.

Life is all about how you do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming. Sometimes, I see friends. Child is in bed by then.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never hit a woman - but I've smacked down a few bitches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dangerous people/sex or have serious mental health issues or have 130+ IQ.

Because I hear those type of people like to buy clever people.

This profile is purely as an update. It's not meant to be appealing. If you message me, you probably have severe issues.