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DreamWeaverGrey

39 Milton Keynes, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you've put "sapiosexual" in your profile, it's a safe thing to say that whilst most intelligent people will treat you like Sheldon would a horoscope, most intelligent people won't get the Sheldon reference. So basically you might as well put up a sign saying that you want to fuck people in IT with delusions of grandeur.

Damn that's so meta.

If you don't laugh in a hale and hearty fashion whilst watching the films "Death Machine" or "Zombeavers" then we have 0 relationship prospects. It's not a benchmark, merely an observation.

If you do not understand the meaning of the word flippant, get the fuck off my profile, there's nothing for you to see here, except for a diatribe about how you might want to read a book one day. Yes. YOU are the reason why the world is going to shit. You are in fact - one of those people.

If you need a trigger warning then:
a) I'm unsuitable
b) Evolution will get you one day bitch
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My child is top of the class. But the other day I was threatened by a neighbour who felt I was not his kind of person.

So, you'll forgive me if I don't lend much credence to your personal feelings.

Learning some more. Trying not to hurt people by not getting involved.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything except racquet sports.

Seriously, I'm above average at basically everything. I'm brilliant at nothing. I'd be what mediocre is if it had more self-esteem and pushier parents.

I'm basically genetically annoying without any really useful, distinguishing trait. I am that kid you picked on at school. Probably for good reasons, because I was annoying as fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I scare them. That or disgust. Someone violently threatened me this week because they disagreed with something I agree with.

And I do this whilst being white, male and heterosexual - remember how I underlined how irritating I was earlier? I was not joking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?

I read for pleasure - so no Umberto Eco here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spoilt bastard question.

Life is all about how you do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck like a twig...don't snap their neck like a twig.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking after a child, making myself insensible through third party chemistry or just collecting loathing into a giant bolus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never hit a woman - but I've smacked down a few bitches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dangerous people/sex or have serious mental health issues or have 130+ IQ.

Because I hear those type of people like to buy clever people.

Damn, this has got to be a top 3 nihilistic profile (my personal ranking, don't worry, I know you're much more tragic).