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DreamWeaverGrey

39 Milton Keynes, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thank you Venkman for destroying my life. I should probably have known better than to take a man who takes Thorazine to a date as a role model.

I'd really like to have some sexing with interesting and intelligent people. However I'd rather make amusing and cynical remarks than be successful, employed, popular or celebrated.

I entirely belong to John Wick.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuff
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything I care about. Very few things pique my interest however.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make them feel insecure.

They could pick up the occasional book and take control of their lives, but it's probably safer to blame me for them feeling inferior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?

Seriously though, I doubt we share much in common.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love. Optimism. My Daughter. My Partner. Light. Sunshine.

Is that all 6? I also like puppies and middle-aged women who have no sense of self (I remain astonished as to how many people feel that somehow the above doesn't apply to their particular brand of hysteria).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should "feeling sorry for each other" and "consensual sadomasochism" be added to the "Looking For" section of the browse function.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking after a child, making myself insensible through third party chemistry or just collecting loathing into a giant bolus.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see John Wick. Again.