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DreamWeaverGrey

39 Milton Keynes, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IF YOU LIKE CHARITY AND HAVE A GOOD GRASP OF HAIRDRESSING/CHEMICALS please read and respond to the question below:

For charitable reasons, I am attempting to bleach/stain/dye my hair white for the Xmas period (It's a Movember thing that's got out of hand). I am about to first rinse the colour out with a "pre-colourant" then "dye/bleach" it white with another kit.

If there are any incredibly dark haired women who dye their hair white out there with advice to give - PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE give me a message.

(To clarify: if you message me about hair colour, then I will not be flirting with you. If you think this is a good way to strike up a conversation instead of lurking - you would be wrong.)

A lot of people like to describe themselves as funny

Pro-tip - If you have to describe yourself as funny, people in your presence are probably very polite and forgiving too. That you are also very pretty is probably a coincidence. You go on being funny and reminding people of it.

I'd really like to have some sexing with interesting and intelligent people. However I'd rather make amusing and cynical remarks than be successful, employed, popular or wealthy.

Thank you Venkman for destroying my life. I should probably have known better than to take a man who takes Thorazine to a date as a role model.

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Looking for tasty women.

Not in a parochial Welsh kind of way.

Now on to serious business...

You know what really sorts the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying bills, meeting commitments, restraining myself.

The usual.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Proving that... Oh fuck it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make them feel insecure.

They could pick up the occasional book and take control of their lives, but it's probably safer to blame me for them feeling inferior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?

Seriously though, I doubt we share much in common.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love. Optimism. My Daughter. My Partner. Light. Sunshine.

Is that all 6? I also like puppies and middle-aged women who have no sense of self (I remain astonished as to how many people feel that somehow the above doesn't apply to their particular brand of hysteria).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should "feeling sorry for each other" and "consensual sadomasochism" be added to the "Looking For" section of the browse function.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nowadays? Asleep I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everything you need to know about life can be summed up in the differences between the original Robocop and the modern - "Re-Imagining".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You looked at E=MCxC

Thought - "That doesn't make sense!"

Then subsequently looked it up and found it only applied to a body with no momentum.