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39 Milton Keynes, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Open relationship
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

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Roland Emmerich is making a movie about Stonewall. I can't make any kind of remark that's more amusing than that.

My ideal type would be some kind of flamboyant, hedonist, feminine type with an aim to misbehaving.

Preferably a reader/author/gamer/left wing or centrist type with a strong sense of humour and liver. By sense of humour, I would cite Reginald D Hunter as a suitable example, although Frankie Boyle is also a delight.

Looking for interesting conversation. Preferably local. Female equality is very important to me, the two most important people in my life are my wife and daughter.

I can't deal with the dogmatic. If you can't discuss a point, then you can't be talked to. Everything is up for appraisal in my world of uncompromising cogitation. Caveat emptor.

Any relationship I have - any partners know about and since I have a child, I've decided that I'm not introducing anyone to them unless we end up dating for quite a long while.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some restructuring taking place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Either making people tense or helping them put them at ease. I try to largely use my powers for good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm clean shave right now, but I would imagine it would be the stunt facial hair or a look of murderous intent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?

I read for pleasure - so no Umberto Eco here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spoilt bastard question.

Life is all about how you do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching films, gaming, imbibing, smoking. Sometimes, I see friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never hit a woman - but I've smacked down a few bitches.
You should message me if
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You want to have fun and see where that goes.

(Fun is not a euphemism in the above sentence - I don't date often and when I do, I like to ensure the person isn't an emotionally damaged psychopath with herpes, before I consider anything more intimate.)