Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you've put "sapiosexual" in your profile, it's a safe thing to
say that whilst most intelligent people will treat you like Sheldon
would a horoscope, most intelligent people won't get the Sheldon
reference. So basically you might as well put up a sign saying that
you want to fuck people in IT with delusions of grandeur.
Damn that's so meta.
If you don't laugh in a hale and hearty fashion whilst watching the
films "Death Machine" or "Zombeavers" then we have 0 relationship
prospects. It's not a benchmark, merely an observation.
If you do not understand the meaning of the word flippant, get the
fuck off my profile, there's nothing for you to see here, except
for a diatribe about how you might want to read a book one day.
Yes. YOU are the reason why the world is going to shit. You are in
fact - one of those people.
If you need a trigger warning then:
a) I'm unsuitable
b) Evolution will get you one day bitch
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My child is top of the class. But the other day I was threatened by
a neighbour who felt I was not his kind of person.
So, you'll forgive me if I don't lend much credence to your
Learning some more. Trying not to hurt people by not getting
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything except racquet sports.
Seriously, I'm above average at basically everything. I'm brilliant
at nothing. I'd be what mediocre is if it had more self-esteem and
I'm basically genetically annoying without any really useful,
distinguishing trait. I am that kid you picked on at school.
Probably for good reasons, because I was annoying as fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I scare them. That or disgust. Someone violently threatened me this
week because they disagreed with something I agree with.
And I do this whilst being white, male and heterosexual - remember
how I underlined how irritating I was earlier? I was not joking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M Banks is dead. Why bother reading?
I read for pleasure - so no Umberto Eco here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spoilt bastard question.
Life is all about how you do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck like a
twig - don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their neck
like a twig - don't snap their neck like a twig - don't snap their
neck like a twig...don't snap their neck like a twig.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking after a child, making myself insensible through third party
chemistry or just collecting loathing into a giant bolus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never hit a woman - but I've smacked down a few bitches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dangerous people/sex or have serious mental health issues
or have 130+ IQ.
Because I hear those type of people like to buy clever
Damn, this has got to be a top 3 nihilistic profile (my personal
ranking, don't worry, I know you're much more tragic).
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