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39 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:18pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Law school
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Indonesian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I want meet someone to laugh with and enjoy life with.

Life is short.

I just joined this site, and I hope to meet a beautiful woman.

I am of a somewhat high level of intelligence, and possess indelible aptitude. My levels are all turned up to maximum input and output; I am a well fit man.

I am aware of my own duality, and indeed the inherent duality of every person. This inherent quality has spawned a wealth of mythology, poetry, as well as substantial psychological subterfuge. But the price of a civilized society is a certain whitewashing of basic desires.

Being who you are is a balance of these inner conflicts. Life seems to best for one whom can most easily cope with the constant balancing of real world needs with altruistic and idealistic, and,at times, lofty desires.

I refuse to be seduced by the charms of others, yet indelibly attempt to charm others!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Making money and making art.

It's nice when the two coalesce.
I’m really good at
Knowing when someone is lying; taking care of and entertaining children, cooking, cleaning, interior design, carpentry, fixing cars, driving, taking bugs out of the house and putting them outside without killing them, throwing bums some change, conversation, debate, making the best out of a bad situation, painting (canvases and interiors), playing guitar, piano, drums, mowing the lawn on a riding mower, making clay pots, building anything, etc...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
19th century philosophy, mid-century American novelists,
The Great Directors,
Shows? Breaking Bad, 60 minutes, Tim and Eric,
Music? I'm a musician, and play most intruments
Food? I am an amazing Chef, and if given a challenge could out cook anyone (except pork and shellfish. I don't eat garbage, and that stuff is to me. and no, I'm not a jew or muslim)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to meet.
But seriously girls, why the heck do so many girls have photos of themselves with fake moustaches on here?

I prefer slender white girls. Thanks. Probably won't stray from that path unless you are a supermodel or Royalty.

I hope my profile made you laugh

Here are some comments I expressed to myself as I was looking at girls' profiles:
"Jesus what is that on your head? Dreadlocks? Cut that shit off."

"Another fake moustache? Really?"

"Body Type left empty... RED FLAG!!!"

"Nerd alert!!!"

"Welcome to the Jungle!"