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26 Oviedo, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:27pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, hello I’m David. Geez a self summary. I don't take life all that seriously. I have a career, but as long as I'm not homeless the rest is gravy.

I do whatever I can to make sure my day is not predictable. As a consequence I usually have no idea what I'll be doing until it's actually happening. Not including things worth planning likes trips to the beach, springs, concert, vacations, abandoned places to trespass in, etc.

I took a belief-o-matic test thingamajig and apparently I’m a Unitarian Universalist? From the description it’s very fitting. Go humanity! You are the cause of and solution to all your problems.

I’m a social liberal and political moderate. If it matters I most recently got ENTP, but that changes after a few beers so I don’t put much weight behind it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work when necessary. All other time is spent making memories worth keeping.

Also, I'm on a life long mission to make people associate "engineer" with "sexy". I think it has to do with how bad we are at marketing. Fitness stereotypes aside, what isn't appealing about an intelligent guy with a good income who can tell you how the world works?

Me personally, I keep the lights on by making machines the size of a football field that consist of no less than 2 million individual parts.

Above a lot of other things, I like that my job mandates traveling. Free all expenses paid trips across the country on the company dime? Yes please! Except that time I was sent to a dry county D: I was so….sober.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing, punning, the internet, teaching.

You hear the one about the guy who went to war and was hit with mustard gas AND pepper spray? He went home a seasoned veteran :D
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and that I'm a nerd who isn't completely out of shape.

Then later when I wear a different color shirt, my eyes again. They tend to blend with whatever prominent color I'm wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These lists could go one forever.

Name of the Wind, Game of Thrones, American Gods, The Foundation Trilogy, the Fault in Our Stars, and the Dresden Files.

I Heart Huckabees, American Hustle, Gravity, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. One day I will own a room sized plushie Totoro.

Brooklyn 99, American Dad, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Modern Family and Shark Tank. All that is Cosmos. I'd inject cosmos in my veins if they could concentrate it in liquid form.
For some really strange reason I just love the show clean house. There are so many like it, but that one in particular just gets to me. The best episodes have that Niecy lady.

Daft Punk, Lindsey Stirling, Mos Def, Gorillaz, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cake and Blind Melon.
I listen to pretty much everything except country. Although to be fair some has slipped in now and again.

All food. Except durian because it tastes of garbage and throw up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists, seriously I'd get nothing done without them.
2. The next stupid/hilarious thing to plan with my friends.
3. Being easy to entertian. Why make being happy complicated?
4. Burt's Bees peppermint lip balm.
5. Two other important things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going, what I'm doing, what I should be working on, what I want, why are there no groceries in the house, why am I so overbooked, why why zed.

This profile changes so much I wonder which version a new visitor actually saw.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
They're rarely typical. If I'm lucky, cuddling is involved.

Saturdays are the best adventure days though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had to go gay, it'd be for a young Indiana Jones looking guy.
Regardless, we'd probably end up making out a bit.

Also, I look fantastic in fishnets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you’re not normal and don’t try to be. If you can deal with someone being ridiculous and charming all in the same sentence. If you love the new more than the known.

I once randomly brought a 6 foot wide, 250 foot long roll of bubble wrap to a party then laid it out on the dance floor. What proceeded was an hour long, bubble wrap popping dance party the likes of which have become a necessity at future parties. If that kind of foolishness doesn't appeal to you it would just never work between us.