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Hello, hello I’m David. Geez a self summary. I don't take life all
that seriously. I have a career, but as long as I'm not homeless
the rest is gravy.
I do whatever I can to make sure my day is not predictable. As a
consequence I usually have no idea what I'll be doing until it's
actually happening. Not including things worth planning likes trips
to the beach, springs, concert, vacations, abandoned places to
trespass in, etc.
I took a belief-o-matic test thingamajig and apparently I’m a
Unitarian Universalist? From the description it’s very fitting. Go
humanity! You are the cause of and solution to all your
I’m a social liberal and political moderate. If it matters I most
recently got ENTP, but that changes after a few beers so I don’t
put much weight behind it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work when necessary. All other time is spent making memories
Also, I'm on a life long mission to make people associate
"engineer" with "sexy". I think it has to do with how bad we are at
marketing. Fitness stereotypes aside, what isn't appealing about an
intelligent guy with a good income who can tell you how the world
Me personally, I keep the lights on by making machines the size of
a football field that consist of no less than 2 million individual
Above a lot of other things, I like that my job mandates traveling.
Free all expenses paid trips across the country on the company
dime? Yes please! Except that time I was sent to a dry county D: I
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing, punning, the internet, teaching.
You hear the one about the guy who went to war and was hit with
mustard gas AND pepper spray? He went home a seasoned veteran :D
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and that I'm a nerd who isn't completely out of
Then later when I wear a different color shirt, my eyes again. They
tend to blend with whatever prominent color I'm wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These lists could go one forever.
Name of the Wind, Game of Thrones, American Gods, The Foundation
Trilogy, the Fault in Our Stars, and the Dresden Files.
I Heart Huckabees, American Hustle, Gravity, My Neighbor Totoro,
Spirited Away, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. One day I will own a
room sized plushie Totoro.
Brooklyn 99, American Dad, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Modern
Family and Shark Tank. All that is Cosmos. I'd inject cosmos in my
veins if they could concentrate it in liquid form.
For some really strange reason I just love the show clean house.
There are so many like it, but that one in particular just gets to
me. The best episodes have that Niecy lady.
Daft Punk, Lindsey Stirling, Mos Def, Gorillaz, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Cake and Blind Melon.
I listen to pretty much everything except country. Although to be
fair some has slipped in now and again.
All food. Except durian because it tastes of garbage and throw up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists, seriously I'd get nothing done without them.
2. The next stupid/hilarious thing to plan with my friends.
3. Being easy to entertian. Why make being happy complicated?
4. Burt's Bees peppermint lip balm.
5. Two other important things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going, what I'm doing, what I should be working on, what
I want, why are there no groceries in the house, why am I so
overbooked, why why zed.
This profile changes so much I wonder which version a new visitor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
They're rarely typical. If I'm lucky, cuddling is involved.
Saturdays are the best adventure days though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I had to go gay, it'd be for a young Indiana Jones looking
Regardless, we'd probably end up making out a bit.
Also, I look fantastic in fishnets.
You should message me if
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If you’re not normal and don’t try to be. If you can deal with
someone being ridiculous and charming all in the same sentence. If
you love the new more than the known.
I once randomly brought a 6 foot wide, 250 foot long roll of bubble
wrap to a party then laid it out on the dance floor. What proceeded
was an hour long, bubble wrap popping dance party the likes of
which have become a necessity at future parties. If that kind of
foolishness doesn't appeal to you it would just never work between
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