Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it"
My name is Dmitry. I'm Russian, left handed, ENTJ Virgo born in the
year of the Tiger. The stars certainly aligned on the day of my
birth. I am generally more awesome than the average population. I'm
doing big things, and working on amazing projects. I do not believe
in monogamy. I just want to throw that out there right away. If
you're the immature, jealous & clingy type. I am SO not
interested. We can, however, be just friends. If by any odd and
rare chance you are a curvy girl around 5'3" and a natural redhead
with an awesome personality & fondness for being submissive for
a strong man, I will fall in love with you and spoil you endlessly
to no limit. If you even know a person like that please get in
touch, I will more than make it worth your time to make this
I keep very busy in developing my business. My time is filled up
with business meetings and professional networking. I am ALWAYS
looking to meet and connect with professionals from all the
different industries, please connect with me on linkedin.
Relationship wise, I want to find someone who understands that I am
busy and wants something casual and consistent. I work 16-18 hrs
days during the workweek and when I relax, I want to do it with
people who won't waste my time. My type is short, curvy girls with
very fair skin, I <3 Redheads ( like omg...), but I am open to
If you want to get into sales, I'm currently looking to hire
salespeople in the Mobile Marketing space, targeting bars &
restaurants in NYC. Offering director level sales training and
Some Things I Can do Well : I can put build a multivariate
time-series regression model, rebalanced your 401(k), Initiate
research on a stock, fight off a group of men to defend your honor,
fix your computer, fix a car, manage your company better than your
boss and take you swing dancing and literally make your head spin
UPDATE: I recently opened up a second company, a consulting
business and landed my first big contract to help obtain corporate
sponsors for this event: gatsbynye2015.com
My company is also responsible for VIP sales. If you want a job
doing this, please let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it"
Religiously converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Working hard on growing my companies - in the Mobile Marketing and
Consulting Space - and building my professional network ( let me
know if you're a professional and want to connect on linkedin
Attempting to try everything at least twice ( the first time can be
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit
story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve
- Doing manly things like lifting heavy objects, beating up bad
guys and opening the tight lids on jars
- Coming up with creative business solutions
- Talking to Strangers and making them feel comfortable
- Making an epic breakfast
- Keeping calm while everyone else is freaking out
- My elevator pitch
- Finding cool spots in the city no one has heard of
- Making YOU feel like you're the only girl in the world
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Love me, hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek
I would like to think its my charming personality and intelligence
but its most likely just my radiant smile.
I am told I look like Leonardo DiCaprio.....a lot. I also get Brad
Pitt & James Franco ( when fucked up or tired ). My fav one was
Robert Downy Jr. because, lets face it, he is awesome.
I'm almost always carrying a black leather bag with me that I use
for work. It says "EPIC" on the front in red uppercase font. There
is a very high probability its more expensive than any bag you
I've been told a tall, attractive, model-looking, straight
gentleman, that I am "disgusting good looking". So there is that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"He had one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal
reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in
life. It faced, or seemed to face, the whole external world for an
instant and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice
in your favor. It understood you just as far as you wanted to be
understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in
Books: I don't read nearly enough but Robert Green is one of my
Favs. Vonnegut. Dostoyevsky. Micheal Lewis for all of his finance
culture/history books. I enjoy reading on topics of psychology, how
the brain works and social dynamics in general. Philosophy was one
of my favorite classes in college. I am well read on the topic of
existentialism ( Nietzsche, Camus, Sartre ect. ).
Movies: I'm a BIG movie buff. Anything from Casablanca to Fight
Club. Momento, Seven, Gladiator, Oldboy, Leon. Blow, Lord of War,
LoTR, Inception......and actually anything by Dicaprio. Catch Me If
You Can & Thank You For Smoking are the best movies to learn
how to hussle ideas. Really so many great movies out there.
Music: I like house, rock, Live Jazz, alternative & anything
that sounds good....and some things that don't like old Russian
folk music. I grew up on TooL, Deftones, Offsprings, Blink 182,
Wu-Tang Clan (my first album actually ). Currently, I'm a big fan
of Jazz & underground speakeasies (If you look like a early
20th century pin-up girl, I might fall in love). I like TS' new
album a little too much. Tell me about your favorite spots !
Food: I will eat anything once.....I actually finished the Spiciest
Curry in America challenge that was on Man vs Food. I really enjoy
Asian cuisine, American Comfort food and raw food. If you can cook
well, I will fall in love and spoil you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I operate on running, business, networking, water, food, sleep. In
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones"
How to best execute on my various plans for world domination, of
The other million and one thoughts moving through my brain at the
speed of light. Human psychology is a topic that has always
interested me. Random philosophical ideas. The progression of our
species into a more advanced civilization.
Where do people with face tattoos work ? ? ?
Why do people shave only a portion of the hair on their head ???
WHY ?! ( girls fyi, its NOT attractive )
How I can penetrate the African market with scale while connecting
to people at the local level......seriously if you can consult me
on this I'll pay you well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No night is 'typical' with me.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep a Moët & Chandon in a pretty cabinet.
I find that ironing my work shirts myself to be incredibly relaxing
and that I once dated a stripper.
I watched all three Cruel Intentions movies. That's right, you
didn't even know they made two more.
"But chains and whips excite me"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- If you like turtles
- If you can appreciate how long I put into my OkCupid profile and
into this profile: linkedin.com/in/dkulyushin
- If you want to actually meet me and you think you can keep an
- Or if you do sales, biz dev or are in the bar/restaurant industry
and want to talk shop.
-> DEFINITELY message if this describes you to a T :
-> or this......
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