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Dresden718

28 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it"

My name is Dmitry. I'm Russian, left handed, ENTJ Virgo born in the year of the Tiger. The stars certainly aligned on the day of my birth. I am generally more awesome than the average population. I'm doing big things, and working on amazing projects. I do not believe in monogamy. I just want to throw that out there right away. If you're the immature, jealous & clingy type. I am SO not interested. We can, however, be just friends. If by any odd and rare chance you are a curvy girl around 5'3" and a natural redhead with an awesome personality & fondness for being submissive for a strong man, I will fall in love with you and spoil you endlessly to no limit. If you even know a person like that please get in touch, I will more than make it worth your time to make this connection.

I keep very busy in developing my business. My time is filled up with business meetings and professional networking. I am ALWAYS looking to meet and connect with professionals from all the different industries, please connect with me on linkedin.

Relationship wise, I want to find someone who understands that I am busy and wants something casual and consistent. I work 16-18 hrs days during the workweek and when I relax, I want to do it with people who won't waste my time. My type is short, curvy girls with very fair skin, I <3 Redheads ( like omg...), but I am open to meeting anyone.

If you want to get into sales, I'm currently looking to hire salespeople in the Mobile Marketing space, targeting bars & restaurants in NYC. Offering director level sales training and personalized mentorship.

Some Things I Can do Well : I can put build a multivariate time-series regression model, rebalanced your 401(k), Initiate research on a stock, fight off a group of men to defend your honor, fix your computer, fix a car, manage your company better than your boss and take you swing dancing and literally make your head spin ;)

UPDATE: I recently opened up a second company, a consulting business and landed my first big contract to help obtain corporate sponsors for this event: gatsbynye2015.com
My company is also responsible for VIP sales. If you want a job doing this, please let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it"

Religiously converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Working hard on growing my companies - in the Mobile Marketing and Consulting Space - and building my professional network ( let me know if you're a professional and want to connect on linkedin ).

Attempting to try everything at least twice ( the first time can be awkward ).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.”

- Doing manly things like lifting heavy objects, beating up bad guys and opening the tight lids on jars

- Coming up with creative business solutions

- Talking to Strangers and making them feel comfortable

- Making an epic breakfast

- Keeping calm while everyone else is freaking out

- My elevator pitch

- Finding cool spots in the city no one has heard of

- Making YOU feel like you're the only girl in the world
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Love me, hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"

I would like to think its my charming personality and intelligence but its most likely just my radiant smile.

I am told I look like Leonardo DiCaprio.....a lot. I also get Brad Pitt & James Franco ( when fucked up or tired ). My fav one was Robert Downy Jr. because, lets face it, he is awesome.

I'm almost always carrying a black leather bag with me that I use for work. It says "EPIC" on the front in red uppercase font. There is a very high probability its more expensive than any bag you own.

I've been told a tall, attractive, model-looking, straight gentleman, that I am "disgusting good looking". So there is that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"He had one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced, or seemed to face, the whole external world for an instant and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understood you just as far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself."

Books: I don't read nearly enough but Robert Green is one of my Favs. Vonnegut. Dostoyevsky. Micheal Lewis for all of his finance culture/history books. I enjoy reading on topics of psychology, how the brain works and social dynamics in general. Philosophy was one of my favorite classes in college. I am well read on the topic of existentialism ( Nietzsche, Camus, Sartre ect. ).

Movies: I'm a BIG movie buff. Anything from Casablanca to Fight Club. Momento, Seven, Gladiator, Oldboy, Leon. Blow, Lord of War, LoTR, Inception......and actually anything by Dicaprio. Catch Me If You Can & Thank You For Smoking are the best movies to learn how to hussle ideas. Really so many great movies out there.

Music: I like house, rock, Live Jazz, alternative & anything that sounds good....and some things that don't like old Russian folk music. I grew up on TooL, Deftones, Offsprings, Blink 182, Wu-Tang Clan (my first album actually ). Currently, I'm a big fan of Jazz & underground speakeasies (If you look like a early 20th century pin-up girl, I might fall in love). I like TS' new album a little too much. Tell me about your favorite spots !

Food: I will eat anything once.....I actually finished the Spiciest Curry in America challenge that was on Man vs Food. I really enjoy Asian cuisine, American Comfort food and raw food. If you can cook well, I will fall in love and spoil you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I operate on running, business, networking, water, food, sleep. In that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones"

How to best execute on my various plans for world domination, of course.

The other million and one thoughts moving through my brain at the speed of light. Human psychology is a topic that has always interested me. Random philosophical ideas. The progression of our species into a more advanced civilization.

Where do people with face tattoos work ? ? ?

Why do people shave only a portion of the hair on their head ??? WHY ?! ( girls fyi, its NOT attractive )

How I can penetrate the African market with scale while connecting to people at the local level......seriously if you can consult me on this I'll pay you well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sexy.

No night is 'typical' with me.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep a Moët & Chandon in a pretty cabinet.

I find that ironing my work shirts myself to be incredibly relaxing and that I once dated a stripper.

I watched all three Cruel Intentions movies. That's right, you didn't even know they made two more.

"But chains and whips excite me"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- If you like turtles

- If you can appreciate how long I put into my OkCupid profile and into this profile: linkedin.com/in/dkulyushin

- If you want to actually meet me and you think you can keep an intelligent conversation.

- Or if you do sales, biz dev or are in the bar/restaurant industry and want to talk shop.

-> DEFINITELY message if this describes you to a T :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg

-> or this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=betadlhZs2g

Some food for thought if you are into the Zodiac:

Me______Compatible____Incompatible_____Opposite
Virgo____Taurus_________Gemini___________Pisces
_________Cancer_________Sagittarius
_________Scorpio
________Capricorn

Story of my life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSXRp-JvyGM