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30 Richmond, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:30pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bearded, fluffy, and a fantastic procrastinator.
I work from home, can be a homebody but if there's something fun to do outside I'm all for it. I used to fear travelling but now it's something I do at least once every couple of months. I kind of love airports, I don't know what it is, normally I'm stressed as all hell but once I'm past security there's this weird calm and comfort.
Recently started the keto diet and been exercising regularly. I miss beer way more than bread. Whiskey helps though.
I have a fat adorable cat. Also, she's very fat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a business streaming on and making videos on YouTube. If I told my 12 year old self this was my future he would fucking FLIP OUT.
I'm a big guy and while not exactly comfortable in my own skin I'm also over the whole stigma that being fat = being unattractive. It's just not true, people like what they like and it's ridiculous to let archaic societal viewpoints dictate self confidence. I'm motivated to be healthy and lose some weight but I'll be doing it for me.
I also have a fairly tight knit group of friends who all met doing this online gaming media thing but I'm not above meeting new people who know literally nothing about video games or movies. It's just a real challenge to talk to them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Enjoying beer & whiskey. Karaoke. Being soft and cuddly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Need to read more, but some favorite authors are Cormac McCarthy, Orwell, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Dave Berry, Ray Bradbury, HP Lovecraft. Also recently I've really been getting back into comic books. Some favorites are Saga, Watchmen, The Sandman, Transmetropolitan, Punk Rock Jesus, and The Boys.

I'm a huge movie geek, and can get a little snobby about it. The genres I gravitate towards are mostly indie, horror, drama, dark comedy, and science fiction. The best new film I've watched recently is Spring. Linklater meets Cronenberg. It's awesome.

Music: Mostly indie rock, post-rock, and metal. I can appreciate any genre but I usually hunker down and only listen to a few.

Food: Indian, Afghan, Chinese, sandwiches. I recently acquired a slow cooker and it has changed my life. I never have to get store bought BBQ pulled chicken FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick, friends, sex, movies, video games, questions that let me list more than 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That's a heavy topic. I think about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do a weekly stream on Fridays called Fucked Up Friday. Needless to say it involves alcohol and Fridays. If those plans fall through or something more exciting pops up I will be doing that other thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can breathe underwater. Kind of like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. Actually it's EXACTLY like that. I've got gills and everything. It's pretty gross. Please don't judge me.
You should message me if
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You quote The Venture Brothers constantly.
You enjoy horror films.
You play video games (or don't mind people who do. Because, it's like, my job and stuff)
You have a sick or dirty sense of humor.
You made it this far down the page and would like to know more.