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33 F Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm from Maine, I've been living in the city for about 7 years and would like to be back in the countryside one day. I like to make dinner most nights and don't bitch too much.

I work as a pet sitter and that's paying the bills while i plan on crafting my way to the middle. Since I have a BFA I seem to be not qualified to do anything in today's job market, so I hired myself.

My friendships are important to me, a partner doesn't have to like the same people as much as I do, but he has to be able to attend dinner parties without wanting to die. I am totally out of the bar scene, actually I never really was in it to begin with and prefer gatherings with people I actually know, comedy clubs, art shows and sit down concerts. I don't drink, I have no problem with a few cocktails, just over binge drinking like we're 18 again.

I recently cut my hair to donate to charity, quit smoking cigarettes, started vaporizing herbs, quit drinking soda, started eating breakfast and drinking water. So I'm working on "health". I will cook any vegetable twice. If its gross the first time maybe I picked a bad one, if it's gross the second time it's just gross. Ok turnips, you're gross, get over yourself.

I'm not looking to wife up and pop out some kids. I just want a partner to share half the fun and responsibility of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Hustlin like a beast! Crafting, pet sitting, house sitting, writing proposals that get rejected. Making dinners to share.
I’m really good at
Making chowders, picking up my clothes and putting them in the hamper, throwing dinner parties, cuddling, sleeping through 3 snoozes of my alarm, encouraging friends to dump loser boyfriends/girlfriends, watching documentaries, spacial relationships, pottery, sculpture, and the occasional game of grab ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes or my boobs if I'm wearing the right outfit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones, Borgias, House of Lies. What should I put in here so you will try and get to know me? Pulp fiction, hunter s Thompson, party monster, party girl, Kurt Vonnegut, pizza, noodles of all countries, American horror, the doors. Is that good enough for now?
The six things I could never do without
Juice, a bed, a pet, a partner in crime, cheese, toilet paper. Seriously how do people live without toilet paper?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is the world coming to? Should I just run away now into the woods and hope for the best? That and what's the new design I'm going to sell a million of?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping in expensive houses, watching expensive dogs, eating cheap takeout aka house sitting or hanging out with my friends making stuff.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to know me and maybe be my new manfriend. You want to try my pulled pork butt which is delicious. You don't mind my obsession with Don Cheadle. Oh and it looks like I'm online 24/7. I just don't signout b/c I can never remember the password to this thing.