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31 Lacey, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, random internet person viewing my page. So I’m going to get to my profile but first a quick question for Okcupid. Don’t worry. This’ll just take a moment.
Okcupid, is this box really necessary? C’mon, really? Is it? Look, all I’m getting at is we’ve already got a lot of stuff happening in these profiles. We’ve got: stats to the right, fun little tidbits down below, personality quizzes, so many questions to answer (btw, I can’t imagine how bored I’d have to be to even come close to finishing those. Seriously, dude. Stop it already. There’s enough. Trust me)… mmhhhh, what else is there? Doesn’t matter. Point is, you’ve got a lot going for yourself. And that’s awesome. But what the eff do you really expect us to put here that we haven’t already put somewhere else on our page? Really, what’s left for here?
Tsk tsk, Okcupid. I’ve come to expect better from you than this. I guess I’m not mad… just a little disappointed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm building a time machine with a sole intent. Once finished, I'll be traveling back in time and plucking from their primes: David Bowie, Michael Jackson, Prince and Barry White. Once collected I will form the greatest "boy band" the world will ever know. I will then bring them to present day and throw the most epic dance party of this, or any other parallel, reality's existence.
That, or doing basically the same thing as most everybody else. Not really, but for the most part, yeah.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Sussing out the secrets of the universe; like understanding the difference between jam and jelly or how Bill is derived from William. You know, important stuff that matters.
-Tying a Full Windsor knot. And a Half Windsor for that matter.
-Transposing right-handed theory to left-handed reality.
-Finding something good to watch on Netflix.
-Knowing the difference between there, their, and they’re - and not being a dick about it when people type mistakenly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) This plastic, pirate sword. I use it to turn off the light when I get into bed.
2) My bobblehead of Bruce Campbell. He looks after my place when I'm out.
3) My coat rack. It's practical, but more importantly, it looks like something from the 30's out a private eye's office. For that I love it.
4) My phone. Not so much for calling/texting but more for playing Tetris while waiting in line.
5) A towel. They're just so handy and have so many practical applications, I would feel silly not having one at the ready.
6) The occasional nap. Hopefully this doesn't need an explanation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think this is a bit of a loaded question. Between work, my social life, hobbies, and everything else there's a lot I could write in this box. Like most people, that list would probably be longer than the rest of my profile a few dozen times over if I actually sat down and wrote it out. Apparently we have tens of thousands of thoughts per day (according to google). Fuck if I'm typing all that out.
I would say, at least in regards to OKC specifically, I wonder why people write certain thing in their profiles. Currently my favorite is the "I like to have fun/laugh" bit. It makes me wonder, do these people think that some people hate having fun or dislike laughing? And is this phenomenon so prevalent that people feel it's warranted to state their liking of laughter and not being bored so we don't confuse them with folk that feel otherwise? I know, I know, some people are just at a loss for words. I get it. It can be hard filling these things out.
Whatever, it’s still fun to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Some weekend evenings, I go out and dance it out. "It" being the week. Guys are allowed to do this too, right?
More often than not, though, I’m at home watching a movie or reading or working on a project. Or if I’m not at home I’m over at friend’s houses doing much the same. Exciting, I know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"Offer a few tips to help matches win you over" says Okcupid when this spot's blank. Does anybody else think that's kinda cute and dorky at the same time? Oh, Okcupid, you get an "A" for effort. Nevermind what I said before, I'm sorry. I was being an ass.
At any rate... you should message me if you want to. Kind of a cop out with that answer. But so long as it's more that just a "hi" or anything similar then I'm cool with what ever motivates you. Those non-message, one-liners are just as lame for guys as they are for ladies. Just saying.