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41 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:06am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Not at all
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Consider this video to be the soundtrack to my profile
Have You Ever Kissed an Idiot - James Kochalka Superstar:

I was recently in New York having breakfast at a diner with a lady I had recently met. She told me I was "secret smart". I like that.
So to quote Charlie Daniels, "He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise".

I had something written here but I deleted it. I left everything down below though.

If I send you a message, you will read it and you will probably think I sound like an idiot.
Unfortunately you are probably right. Please don't hold it against me.

So here we go......

I'm looking for someone awesome to dedicate my time and attention to. She has to enjoy corny off the wall humor because that's about all I know how to do. A lovely singing voice would be nice but tone deaf and off key can be just as fun. I have more fun in the kitchen than anywhere else in the house so if you are a fan of really awful food and frozen microwavable rubbish then you might as well stop reading and move on to the next profile because I feed to please.

I think baseball is very boring and I don't follow it. I understand it perfectly well, but I'd rather be doing something else. Here's to doing something else!

Sometimes I have a beard. Sometimes I don't.
If you don't like beards or if you do like beards, I can shave it or grow it. It's no big deal either way. If I find you to be awesome, I'll shave or grow to your hearts content.
I do like having a beard in the winter because I like a warm face.

I will point out and make fun of you for grammar and spelling mistakes while making grammar and spelling mistakes of my own. I expect to be ridiculed for my mistakes too. Learning is fun!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. I've been employed at a railroad company for since 4-6-1998. I'll retire at the end of 2033.
You want stablity? You got it! With a nice pension to boot.

When I'm not working, I'm either hanging out with friends, working on art projects(paint, pencil, crayon, clay, or whatever else I can get my hands on), playing with my dogs, playing ukulele, mastering my amazing kitchen talents(I'll make you fall deeper in love with food than you ever knew you could. In short, I can cook), or any number of activities that I can't think of right now. I'm not boring. That's my guarantee to you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard. That's the big one. Next is the overalls. The weather is getting nicer so the beard's days are numbered. The overalls will be replaced with jeans and shorts(but not jorts. Give me some credit).

Everything disappears when I have my dogs out though. I become invisible because they are so much more awesome than I.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read much. I'm usually doing other stuff. I can read though. I have that going for me, which is nice.

Too many to pick a favorite. Seriously, I love movies very much a lot of yes. The only thing I don't really get into is horror movies. I don't need all that negative stuff going through my head. Sometimes they're fun but mostly no.
I super excited about the upcoming comicbook movies though. They are so fun, I feel like I'm ten years old again watching them.

The older the better. There is a lot of great new stuff out there but you won't find it on the radio unless you're a KDHX listener.
I don't cling to any specific genre. Unless "good" can be considered a genre. I could go on forever about music. I'm going to stop here though.

I'm a meat eater with an appreciation for a vegetarian menu. Pretty much the only no-nos are pickles and coconut. You'll have hours of fun picking on me because of my dislike for pickles and my anti-pickle rants are highly entertaining.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs
A vehicle
My phone

I can take or leave everything else.

That's only three. You can have my other three things. There, now you get nine things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my video dating video never really worked out.

Fun projects to do.

Funny things to draw.

My dogs.

My next food related party. I love having friends over and feeding them until they pass out.

Do you do this?

I will never stop liking the silly things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have normal weekends so on any given night I'm either dogging, arting, televisioning, doing dishesing, or whatever. To many possibilities.

Ha! I found my mistake! Can you find my spelling error?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not too terribly private so this is a weird question for me. I have to say something though so.....ummmm.......I have more Andy Williams records than anyone you know.

There. That was something.

I'm a pretty racing car. No, wait. No I'm not.
You should message me if
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If you like me. It's just that simple. I want to meet up and see if we hit it off. If we don't, no big whoop. I hate douchebags just as much as you do so send me a message and I promise not to be one.

Nobody is completely drama free. In a perfect world maybe, but I haven't found that world yet. All I can ask/offer is a very low level of drama.
I not much of a drama type, mostly I just like to smile a lot and play with dogs. You should be similar to that.

If you try to avoid conversations like this:
I think we'll get along.

Wow. That still ended up being a pretty long profile. Let me know if it works.