Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do not have common sense.
My sense is far more superior.
In 1978, just before my fifth birthday, I invented salads. The
world has never been the same since. Four years later, I invented
Do you know what a Yipiyuk is? It's not required that you know but
knowing does increase your chances of winning, no purchase
necessary, relatives not eligible. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Researching non-competitive uses for the ping pong ball.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shaving orphans. Typically, orphans don't grow beards but I am
available if any orphans need any facial hair removed for any
reason. So far, I've never shaved one but I just know I'd be great
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm carrying a large spoon. Most of the time I don't have the large
spoon with me so people then notice other stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix and then bed! Thursday night is my night to do night stuff
You should message me if
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You like feeding steak to dogs.
You think boxers should learn to be friendlier to their
You can't resist a clear dry erase board.
You think googly eyes should be mandatory.
Regardless of how you feel about spiders, still leave them alone
because mosquitos are worse.
You appreciate the fact that I didn't say "irregardless" in that
Who are you looking for?
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