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DrewSomething

41 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do not have common sense.
My sense is far more superior.

In 1978, just before my fifth birthday, I invented salads. The world has never been the same since. Four years later, I invented the crouton.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Researching non-competitive uses for the ping pong ball.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shaving orphans. Typically, orphans don't grow beards but I am available if any orphans need any facial hair removed for any reason. So far, I've never shaved one but I just know I'd be great at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm carrying a large spoon. Most of the time I don't have the large spoon with me so people then notice other stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix and then bed! Thursday night is my night to do night stuff at night.
You should message me if
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You like feeding steak to dogs.
You think boxers should learn to be friendlier to their co-workers.
You can't resist a clear dry erase board.
You think googly eyes should be mandatory.
Regardless of how you feel about spiders, still leave them alone because mosquitos are worse.
You appreciate the fact that I didn't say "irregardless" in that last sentence.