Sometimes I act like a pirate.
No, that's bullshit. I don't ever act like a pirate.
For those who like to read, I have plenty of reading material down below. Lots of info for ya.
For those who don't have the time to read the whole profile, here's the abridged version.
I like to play the ukulele, draw funny pictures, and eat nachos. Ta-daaaaa
Now on with the show.......
I'm laid back but only when sleeping.
I noticed a few people putting haikus on their profiles and thought I should do that too.
Here you go.
Dance for the muffin
Don't give glass to the baby
Shmoosh a hamburger
"If you plan on drivin' tonight, don't forget your car."
- Kinky Friedman
I would use this time to tell you how great I am and how wonderful it would be to date me but I think that might be a little self indulgent and boastful so I'll just sit here with a nickel and a wish and hope that somebody out there likes me for me and not the tens of dollars I have.
As an added note, I don't really follow any regional sports teams so there's no need to pretend you like sports to make me like you. I can find a ton more interesting things to do with three hours than stare at a baseball game.