First and foremost, I'm nerdy and proud of it. I'll not only admit to playing D&D, I'll show you how. I like things that are old and needlessly covered in brass fillagree as well as some bleeding new technology. I'm progressive, pretty left leaning, though I let common sense dictate most of my actions. I'm an atheist and while I'm open to people of all creeds and whatnot, it is hard for me to take you seriously if you believe in an imaginary father figure who looks out for you. Intelligence is the most attractive thing to me followed closely by an open mind. I really dig people with a thirst for knowledge. More than likely, I can find something interesting to talk about and I love to entertain. I love to cook and I enjoy mountain climbing/hiking. I don't really like sitting here and coming up with different tidbits of information about my life. I'm super cool and I'll make you laugh; that's about the TL;DR (bonus points if you know what that means. infinite points if you're a redditor :-p)

I'm currently an assistant manager at a coffee shop, paying off bills so I can get myself outta town... at some point.

Making coffee, cooking, fixing electronics, being an internet pirate, massages, doing voices (i'd love to be a voice actor some day), being a socially adept nerd (it's a fine line), making people laugh, quick witted comments.

Mutton chops. And maybe my arm tattoo?

Books: A song of ice and fire (game of thrones for hbo newbs), david sedaris, chuck palahniuk off the top of my head. I love to read - suggest something!

Movies: way too many to go into. I love cinema. Favs would probably include the original star wars, the professional, waking life, anything by michel gondry. I love everything from girl with the dragon tattoo to the avengers.

Shows: I'm a sucker for cooking shows. Game of thrones, obviously, and most of what HBO puts out (True Blood has jumped the shark though), workaholics is a current fave. I'm a pirate so I pretty much watch whatever.

Music: Love "newgrass" like Avett Brothers but again, anything that's good. It's easier to list what I hate - most pop music, most rap music. I love heart and soul and talent to bleed through the music for me to enjoy it. I can hear when it's music and when it's a product.

Food: love it all! However, I'm on a strict keto diet, so unfortunately I'm not good friends with starch or carbs right now.

(only mostly serious and in no particular order)
Friends
Bacon
trees
Gaming
Root beer
The internet/my phone

What city I want to go to next. How far can I go on my bike.

Most of the time just hanging out at my place with friends

I'm really quite sensitive, under layers of tough asshole.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes