I hate having fun. Music annoys me and I'd rather sit in silence.
Michael Vick is my idol, as i hate all animals. Being outdoors is
scary, and nothing good can come from it. I have never once laughed
in my life and I see no point in starting now. Working out and
staying fit are tedious tasks that I'd rather not bother
None of this is actually true, but I figured just about everyone's
profile pretty much says the same generic thing ("I'm laid back and
like music, laughing and having fun... Blah, blah, blah"). Why not
try something different? I also forgot to mention that I have an
awful sense of humor, and absolutely no understanding of the
concept of sarcasm.
But in all seriousness, I am the following: A man from Brooklyn (or
Miami, depending on who's asking), a graduate of Florida State
University, a former banker and current bartender, an avid lover of
corny jokes, jokes made "too soon", awkward pauses after jokes made
"too soon", late nights, early mornings, and everything in
What I’m doing with my life
My current vocation finds me providing an invaluable service to my
community, as I provide nourishment for families, psychological
counseling for those that seek it, and I even sometimes find myself
hosting lavish parties for local millionaires... Really, I'm 'just'
a bartender. After years behind a desk and selling widgets and
meeting quotas, I couldn't be happier.
I also volunteer with Big Brothers, Big Sisters of Atlanta, and
it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. And also the most
entertaining; having an excuse to look forward to awful kid's
movies and a seven-year old's eyes to see the zoo, the aquarium,
Turner field, and Legoland through is awesome! Sounds selfish, but
there's no such thing as a selfless good deed, right?
I’m really good at
Self deprecating humor, pointing out the obvious in a
not-so-obvious way, making jokes that are far out of line, staying
up later than I should, quoting everything from Chappelle to the
Simpson's, fantasy football, flag football, virtual football,
football with seven-year-olds, creating (drinks, dishes, fun ideas
for a Saturday, short stories, etc.), diffusing awkwardness, being
a big brother, remembering details, ordering a bottle of wine,
picking out presents, and other small gestures of kindness...
Amongst other things...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are better left to conversation, but I'll say my tastes are
eclectic in the very least...
You should message me if
You think I sound fun or witty or attractive or interesting or even
if you just want or need an extra for a pickup game... Or trivia...
I'm good at trivia.