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30 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 12:13pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
When drinking
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm kind of a goofball and still have a hard time not making silly faces when I get my picture taken. Since I am not camera happy, all my pictures are from Facebook. I guess I'm paying the price and have to use those silly pictures on a dating site. Womp womp.

I think the dating world is kind of backwards. I would prefer the first date to be a night in watching netflix getting each other's vibe, then we roam the town when we're comfortable with each other. However, I understand why women don't want to be alone with a stranger, so universally awkward first date dinner/drinks it is.

I am on a crusade against assumptions. For example, your car getting broken into is always a bad thing. I don't lock my car, it's insured and there's nothing in there more valuable than the window they would have to break to get in. I've had about 8 break ins with 6 being uneventful and 2 have given me amusing stories. Overall, I am quite pleased with my car getting broken into experience.

Sometimes I like to listen to conservative talk radio and watch Fox News. They are brilliant pieces of fiction set in a parallel universe where science is just a conspiracy made by godless liberals because they hate freedom and corporations are primarily motivated to make the world a more prosperous place for everyone.
What I’m doing with my life
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I want to travel more, but my friends want to go to places like Spain or Hawaii and I want to go to places like North Korea or Myanmar. I was getting ready to do genetic research, but funding for that requires congress to do their jobs and admit science can be useful, so pediatric nurse track it is! Right now I 'm doing landscaping until classes start in January. My landscaping nickname is Lobo (Spanish for wolf) and my Spanish is rapidly improving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Carrying on conversations
Empathy and perspective
Board games - Obviously a big hit with the ladies
Conveying sarcasm in print.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People often say that I look exactly like some else they know if my hair is short and I have no beard. If my hair is long and I have no beard, then they say I look like Jack Black. If it's a beard season, then I look like Zach Galifianakis. I switch up the beard situation every few months.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Machiavelli (not a bad guy actually), 1984, A Brief History of Time, and Freakonomics.

Movies - Dumb & Dumber, The Godfather I, Casino, and City of God.

TV - Seinfeld, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Daily Show and Colbert Report.

Music - David Bowie, Passion Pit, The Cure, Beirut, Lupe Fiasco, The Killers' first two albums.

Food - Spicy ethnic food (please help me find some in Denver, I'm afraid my time in DC has made an ethnic food snob), Mexican, Italian, and cereal for breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things necessary for survival, Ideas, Friends, Family, Tasty beers, and Snow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When was the last time I saw an Asian homeless person? How come the password to launch all of America's nuclear missiles was 00000000 for a couple decades but I have to change my password for my student email every 3 months?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at the usual pub, snowboarding when it's cold and volleyball at Cheesman when it's warm, random weekend trip, or just Netflix if I'm tired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I grew up Mormon. I was just a regular Mormon, so no, I'm not from a polygamist household.
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It's not mandatory, but major brownie points if you follow economic, political, and environmental issues.

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