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  • Ages 18–26
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My details

Last online
May 27
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm an art student at UWM, since obviously what I do equates to who I am. So of course I like making aesthetically respectable things. I have two pet sugar gliders named Gizmo and GIR. I love the West Coast, and want to move there eventually (anywhere south of Seattle). I love hiking and jogging and just being outside, which is one of the reasons I like the west coast. I like sort of nerdy and geeky stuff. I have a tendency to be both sarcastic, snarky, and (presently) self-summarized.
What I’m doing with my life
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On an endless journey to find myself. And trying to improve my painting. Also doing the whole college thing... that takes a up a bit of my time. And trying to get my Dexter DVDs back from my now addicted family (even Grandma).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random tangents, non sequiturs, trivia, making "art", cheering up my friends when they're in sour moods, hyperbole, dancing like nobody's watching (and like I'm a blind epileptic), and hoppity hop racing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Having never met myself randomly on the street I cannot say for certain. But I suspect it would be my broad shoulders or my boyish face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Time to list stuff I like... yaay!

Books:One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest -Kesey
Coraline- Gaiman
American Gods- Gaiman
Haunted -Palahniuk
World War Z -Brooks
Zombie Survival Guide -Brooks
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime -Haddon
Me Talk Pretty One Day -Sedaris
1984- Orwell
The Millenium Trilogy -Larsson
The Amazing Spider-Man
Outlaw Nation

Artists: Dave Mckean, Edvard Munch, Edward Hopper, Vincent Van Gogh

Videogames: Batman: Arkham Asylum, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal (2), Psychonauts, Halo series

Movies: GROUNDHOG DAY! ALMOST anything Pixar, Mirror Mask, Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Emperor's New Groove, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Iron Giant, Hugo, The Tree of Life, O Brother Where Art Thou, Ferris Bueller, Zombie Movies, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, most Guy Ritchie movies or Jean-Pierre Jeunet films, 9, and Wes Anderson films.

Shows: Animated TV shows that got cancelled after one season Wilfred, Arrested Development, The Community, Modern Family Doctor Who, Californication, Dexter, Firefly, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo- the only anime I like, and HIMYM

Music: Amanda Fucking Palmer, Gary Jules, Five for Fighting, Imogen Heap, Warren Zevon, Ramona Falls, Ok Go, Frou Frou, Maritime, Pomplamoose, Dub FX, pretty much anything that isn't country (except for bluegrass and Johnny Cash)

Food Stuffs: Pepperoni Pizza, Bacon, Thai, Spotted Cow, Blue Moon, Cupcakes, Smoked Salmon, Wine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nice Weather
Peanut Butter or Nutella
Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever pops into my head, and ways to bait people into saying "that's what she said"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My Wisconsin genes only just kicked in a few years ago and I started watching Packer games..... then they won the Superbowl so now I need to keep watching so it happens again, since that's obviously how causality works.

And, after lots of careful thought, if I could be any animal it would be a Sugar Glider
You should message me if
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-you want to
-if you are snarky
-if you know what an aglet is (without google's help)
-if you have a book to recommend