Are you tired of reading profiles that say things like, "I like
watching movies and going to nice restaurants"? What did they leave
out? That they like breathing, too? I promise that I won't bore you
with such superficialities.
I won't tell you that I like walks on the beach, traveling, and
having fun. You've probably read hundreds of such profiles that
really tell you nothing about the person. Instead, I will give you
a glimpse into what makes me tick.
NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate
gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day
I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a
guy like this before??!!”
What I’m doing with my life
Ya! Like you got a lot of room to talk, you're reading this drivel.
I’m really good at
Sleeping, sitting, walking, driving, laughing, talking, laundry,
mopping, taking showers, growing hair, eating food, kissing, making
my woman feel special, entertaining kids, dressing myself, carrying
things, not taking "No" for an answer, causing michief, setting up
home electronics, changing tires, changing diapers, thinking up
excuses to get out of changing diapers, cooking and having a good
time no matter where I go.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am outgoing, intelligent (I hope I spelled that right), quick to
cut up, thoughtful, caring, hardworking, accepting of others,
trustworthy, handsome, a loving father, staunch ally and all around
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman, Heat, Point
Break, Harold and Kumar.
Food: Beef, lots of Beef, Ribs, Gator, Fast, Junk, Dog, Free, Sea,
Chinese and For Thought.
Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, 30 Rock,
Fast and Loud and Impractical Jokers.
Books: Stephen King, Suspence, Mystery, Crime Drama, Telephone,
Note and Cook.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When will the world get male birth control pills? What if the hokey
pokey is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do youths want the
heat or the flavor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile.
If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to
do these things with me as well.
TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s
illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther,
so you know it’s good.
You should message me if
You are sexy, smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to