I had planned to write this intoxicated as a way to humor myself but never got around to it. So instead here is what you get:

I'm 30, exhausted from NY dating and looking for someone fun to have drinks with and laugh a bit. Let it all take shape from there.

Went to school for Jazz Drumset Performance in N Carolina, now work in a niche part of the PR Industry. I still play music but now trend towards Soul, Funk, Blues and MoTown - you know that good Al Green, Stevie Wonder, James Brown sound.

Huge baseball fan, not just of one team but for the entire game. "How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Living every minute in this amazing city to its fullest. Well, THAT and also writing my biography, "Falling Out Of Cabs: My Story"

(Note: I recently fell out of a cab. It hurt - city streets are hard. Once I finish the book ill start on the screenplay based on the book.)

Making a delicious Old Fashioned and folding fitted sheets.

How little I resemble the R&B artist, Seal.

The letters ABC and numbers 123. That Jackson 5 song would effing suck without them. Oh, and Sesame Street would be exponentially more boring, too.

French fries and socks are pretty cool. Not together though. Your gross.

The things I forgot after beer 7 last night. Also, why Joey's spin-off after "Friends" didn't make it.

Creating drinking games with friends that make no sense but accomplish the goal :)

I peed my pants in 1st Grade in front of the entire K-8 School during the Field-Day Awards because my teacher wouldn't let me get up to go to the bathroom. I maintain to this day its Mrs. Daniel's fault.

Also, my middle name rocks.

You are allergic to sea monkeys cause I know a guy who knows a guy.