You wouldn't mind if I put my feet in your lap while I read.
**Follow-up: You're the kind of person who won't cruelly tickle
them while they're in your care!***
You're in the DC Metro area and looking to make a new friend; I'd
love an adventure partner.
You can teach me how to bake from scratch.
You own a big, stupid dog who I can take jogging with me. Or you
know of a place where we can play with puppies for free.
You'd be up for a movie at E Street Cinema.
Your "typical Friday" involves going through your address book and
taking a survey of every friend who has moved away or is interested
in doing the same things you like.
You understand the pleasures associated with ordering pineapple on
You don't think making friends requires a huge production or scene
(i.e. you're comfortable with general meet-and-greets over
You don't just coast but identify yourself as "critically
You consider yourself a nerd without a niche.
You also think saying "Bless you!" when someone sneezes is
You can demonstrate an ability to write beyond one line of content
(e.g. "What's up?"). Give yourself a proper introduction. I'll
match your effort; don't worry.
You're genuinely curious to get to know me.