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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 27
Hispanic / Latin
Relationship Type
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I take my coffee black and sleep too little.

On here looking for new friends or a swell guy to date. I'm open to just about anything new and tend to do better with an activity partner who'll introduce me to his favorite DMV area haunts. Deleting this profile is the ultimate goal.

I actively contribute to WMATA disaster stories on Twitter and frequently find myself in similar, sympathetic company.

Trips to the museum or jogs through Rock Creek Park are some of my favorite stress-relievers.

If you own a dog, I'll be your husband.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in higher education and am never not enrolled in some degree program. I'm going on one-year as a DC transplant and I'm still trying to become more familiar with the District.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting ready in the mornings on very little time.
Imagining I'd be a decent singer in a band.
Remembering my dreams.
Pretending I wasn't talking to myself when it's clear that I was.
Bundling up and still complaining about the weather.
Figuring out movie plots.
Apologizing to my cohorts after realizing I've ruined an otherwise decent plot twist.
Manipulating group dinner plans in my favor.
Winning the affection of peoples' pets.
Making room for seconds, thirds...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fast walker, fast talker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Horror Story
The Good Wife
Game of Thrones
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Legend of Korra
The West Wing
Broad City
Bob's Burgers

House of the Spirits
One Hundred Years of Solitude
A People's History of the United States
Eva Luna
Ender's Game
The Poisonwood Bible
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
His Dark Materials
The Sparrow
The End of History & The Last Man
The World According to Garp
The Labyrinth of Solitude
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
The Magicians

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Being John Malkovich
The Fountain
Little Children
Pan's Labyrinth
Lost in Translation
Mullholland Drive
Kurosawa's "Dreams"

French Fries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Amazon Prime.
2) A texting plan.
3) Black coffee + Espresso.
4) Friends that (also) stay up (too) late.
5) A good kisser.
6) My dream journal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I could get done/learn if I never had to sleep. By contrast: how less grumpy I'd be if I got more sleep each night.

If I'll get to travel more (and often).

How often I re-edit my e-mails before sending them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to remember if I have any friends around who haven't departed this turnstile city for another.

Currently: reading at home, practicing piano, having a beer with my housemate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the feeling of a dog's wet nose on my cheek.

I hate the closing credits theme of "The West Wing.

I don't like seeing movies by myself.
You should message me if
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You wouldn't mind if I put my feet in your lap while I read. **Follow-up: You're the kind of person who won't cruelly tickle them while they're in your care!***

You're in the DC Metro area and looking to make a new friend; I'd love an adventure partner.

You can teach me how to bake from scratch.

You own a big, stupid dog who I can take jogging with me. Or you know of a place where we can play with puppies for free.

You'd be up for a movie at E Street Cinema.

Your "typical Friday" involves going through your address book and taking a survey of every friend who has moved away or is interested in doing the same things you like.

You understand the pleasures associated with ordering pineapple on your pizza.

You don't think making friends requires a huge production or scene (i.e. you're comfortable with general meet-and-greets over coffee).

You don't just coast but identify yourself as "critically minded."

You consider yourself a nerd without a niche.

You also think saying "Bless you!" when someone sneezes is silly.

You can demonstrate an ability to write beyond one line of content (e.g. "What's up?"). Give yourself a proper introduction. I'll match your effort; don't worry.

You're genuinely curious to get to know me.