26 Saint Petersburg, FL
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My self-summary
I'm a restless, hyper-motivated, old-fashioned, slightly southern American male. I'm a risk taker, an oddball, and a joker. Fairly new to Tampa, and hoping to find someone to share a few laughs with.
What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated with a degree in Finance and I am now working as a consultant. I'm also very involved in a few different non-profits (Sort of side projects).
I’m really good at
Not keeping any form of a schedule.
Wearing suits
Collecting thrift store art
And a lot of other things that are impossible to brag about because they're my job (But if Microsoft Excel is a turn on of yours, I'll make you melt, sweetheart)

I'm also randomly a pretty solid singer. So if you're looking for a Falling Slowly duet partner I can lay it down (I'm not above Aladdin either)
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I look like a GI Joe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge business nerd. So I typically read trading and strategy books.
I think I've watched every Arrested Development episode at least four times. But I love the League, Deadwood, Southpark, Always Sunny, and Peep Show.
With music I'm currently hooked on Lana Del Rey and Of Monsters and Men. All time favs are Frank Sinatra and Sam Cooke.
The six things I could never do without
-Breakfasts that consist mostly of meat
-3 different types of soap in my shower at all times. I'm a squeaky clean dude.
-Sketchy Chinese takeout that saves me from my own cooking. I'm one of the few people in this world that can say they've given themselves food poisoning.
-Gold's Gym
-My cartoon character-like weekly wardrobe (I can mix it up, but I choose not to, so plain T's and jeans are what I'm all about.)
-Whiskey. Of the sipping variety of course. I'm not a total barbarian.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. I'm hellbent on getting into a top 7 MBA program, so I'm always scheming on how I'll get there.

I also do a considerable amount of thinking on how I can get all Pitbull songs pulled off the air and get him exiled from all of humanity... Too far? But seriously, you have to admit, International Love is tough to get through.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had a history of sleepwalking. And I occasionally sleep naked. Probably the worst combination ever, but now that my neighbors know to close their blinds every night it's not too big of an issue.
You should message me if
just say hi.

And if your not one of those people who's end-all be-all gauge of intelligence is you're usage of "their", "they're", and "there". Theirs more to it then that. (Although, if you caught the whose v who's there, I'm actually kind of impressed)